Absolutely Chun Chick
I believe every man love to see pretty chicks right? Ok... here I represent you guys a chun chick, kids... please get consults from your parents before proceed to read this post...
Here we go... jeng jeng jengggggggggg®
I believe every man love to see pretty chicks right? Ok... here I represent you guys a chun chick, kids... please get consults from your parents before proceed to read this post...
Here we go... jeng jeng jengggggggggg®
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Back in early year 1996, I get married with my first wife, actually I got lots of wives with me, sorry to tell you all that I'm so playboy. Anyway... I still love my first wife very very much, she never let me down and she still looks pretty as before, I'll never divorce with her till I die. She never failed to give birth everytime she pregnant, and we have lot of babies until I lost count. Want to know who is my first wife? Ok... here we go... jeng jeng jengggggggggg®

Using light painting technique, I did it in a dark room, the light at the outline was draw by LED lights, then use colour filters on my flashlight to make it more colour effects. Shuttle speed was set to 'B' and locked it with my remote cable.
Another light painting on my favorite poster in my room, Wayne Rainey my 500cc all time hero.
Night scene at Kek Lok Si in Penang during Chinese New Year.
Year 2003 new year celebration in Kuala Lumpur, this picture was taken at Wangsa Maju area, using my Vivitar zoom lense (70mm - 300mm).
Sunset scene at Teluk Air Tawar, Butterworth. Really miss this scene, I think the place developed already, can't get this scene anymore...
Waterfalls at Bukit Hijau, Kedah. Using slow shuttle speed to get the better water effects. I heard this place getting dirty, sigh... why our people like to dirty all nice places?
Morning scene at Ulu Yam, Selangor. Very refreshing moment that time, so I grabbed my wife and produced this baby.
A junk yard in a village house, the place also developed already, miss that old bicycle...
Backlighting of Fan Palm, I took it at my backyard. This picture I won the Sunday Style (NST) weekly photography contest, I got 10 rolls of Kodak ISO400 films for this weekly contest, below is the newspaper cutting... (see my full name... Ng Khai Hoong).
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Jeng Jeng Jengggggg®... Holiday for festive season just over, these two days (Thursday & Friday) I was so lonely in my office, all still on leave for Hari Raya holiday and I'm alone in my office, so enjoy the moment, no body disturb me and I can switch on my Rock n Roll MP3s as loud as I can.
Alright, this weekend my pick for my favorite rock band is AC/DC. I started know this band since I was a small kid from my uncle, that time still using 'records' (turn-table) to listen, no cassette, no CD too. My uncle still keeps the record until now, just very hard to get the player and amp with 'phono' features. Let's listen to my favorite song of AC/DC... Back In Black, this song makes me know this band. Highway To Hell, really enjoying when driving on the highway...:P and the respect to all rockers... For Those About To Rock, We Salute You~~~.
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I kena 'tiak' (tagged) again! This time by Doctor Chen again! LOL... Luckily this tag is easy to do, now only got time to sit down and write about it. Anyway... since I got no idea what to blog, so this is the best entry for me to update, thanks Doctor Chen... you owe me Char Koay Teow and Tee Nya Kueh ok? Kekekeke...
Ok, never forget my trademark, let me plug-in my electric guitar with heavy metal sound effect... jeng jeng jenggggggggg®... here are 9 weird things about me:...
1) I'm a rocker, but I don't look like a rocker. I don't like to do any tattoo on my body, I keep short hair, I don't wear torn jeans, I don't makeup, I don't behave like a rocker too. If I play guitar I only play rock songs, but when I sing I only sing Jacky Cheung's song... how weird!
2) No Music No Life for me, I love rock n roll musics so much (60's - 90's rock only), but I'm not into heavy metal stuff. I do like Jazz, Blues, Folk, Country, abit of Pop... But I can't accept R&B, Hip-Hop, Rap, Trance, House, Techno, I'll suicide if I listen too much of it... weird enaugh or not?
3) I'm straight and hamsap (pervert), I like to watch sexy and pretty girls, I watch porno too... I like sex if I got chance, but too bad I never did before... Romance got la (with my ex). I don't simply touch a girl or take oppotunity to molest a girl... really weird!
4) I love to watch Formula 1 and MotoGP race so much since I was standard 1, but I don't do racing . I only race on bicycle before, my most serious injury was my bicycle accident, I almost lost my knee... but my motorcycle accident just only minor external injury... weird or not?
5) I only love to eat at food stalls and my mom's cook, I don't like to eat at high class restaurant, I know most people like to eat at nice restaurant, but I don't really enjoy it... weird!
6) I love to work or do something that can occupy my time, I don't like sit down do nothing and day dreaming, the more I dream the more depress I'll get, that's why I started blogging and read other blogs... what a weirdo!
7) I like to keep myself and my things in clean and tidy conditions, most of the guys are very messy on their on stuffs, but I don't like, I feel very uncomfortable... consider weird right?
8) I like to share ghost stories with friends, I can talk this topic from evening until next morning, I did that many times before with few of my friends. Most people don't believe it exist or scare to hear about it, but I do believe because I got my own experienced... scary weird!
9) I must keep myself active in sports, if not I'll gain weight very fast although I eat less. That's why I still love to play badminton, that's my only game I can play now since my ankle got problem that cause me can't play football anymore, sometimes I did jogging or gym, I also treat doing house work as my exercise too... weird weird weird!
Alright, that's all 9 weird things about myself. I don't want to tag anyone again because I don't know who to tag... who volunteer to do? You are very welcome to do it... hehehe.
Happy Back To Work!!!
*P/S.: since Iwan Sanchez complains that no body tag him before, so I decide to tag only him la... hehehe
Lastest person to tag is LP, she said she got alot weird things about herself, so let's see how weird she is... kekeke...
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Back to my school day, I remember one of my close friend (girl) was so blur and asking us "guys, does you guys' Kukuciao (KKC/Dick) got bone or not?". We were laughing till roll on the floor, this question really made me laugh at her everytime I met her for a whole week long. I guess you girls sure know the answer is NO!. Just try to imagine if KKC really gone bone, then what will happen everytime we guys' KKC get erected?
But just now, I saw an X-ray on a KKC, I don't know whos KKC is that? It really got bone! Somemmore fractured... (picture below).
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Formula 1 season 2006 just over, the closing final race (Brazil, Interlagos) was one of the most historic moment for me in this century.
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Hurayyyy~~~!!! Weekend coming! First of all I wanted to wish Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya to all of you. This week my classic rock band selection is Dire Straits.
I'm sure many of you never heard this band before, ok... this time I gonna put on more songs from Dire Straits, sure one of the song you will familiar with. First song is 'Sultans of Swing'... one of my favorite. Second song is 'Your Latest Trick'... this song I'm sure all of you heard before from a chinese TV series, they use the music as the theme song. Third song is 'Money For Nothing'... I like the part "money for nothing... chicks for free"... I wonder really is free or not?... LOL. Fourth is 'Brothers In Arms'... this song really touching, they dedicated this song to Nelson Mandela in a concert together with Eric Clapton.
Ok... just choose your selection and enjoy the music by clicking on 'Play'.
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*This is an old joke I found it in my joke folder, just wanna share with u all...*
A Singh who is a sailor?
> Karpal Singh
A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
> Yam Singh
A Singh who is digging a hole?
> Menggali Singh
A Singh who likes to slap people?
> Tao Pa Singh
A Singh who is a gangster?
> SamSingh
A Singh who is lost?
> MisSingh
A Singh who is noisy?
> BiSingh
A Singh who likes herbs?
> Gin Singh
A Singh who kills people?
> AssasSingh
A Singh with one ball?
> BalWanSingh (Ball One Singh)
A Singh with two balls?
> BalanSingh (Balancing)
A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!!!
A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
> KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)
A Singh who likes to drink soya milk?
> Yeoh Hup Singh
A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> No la... not Titanic Singh... is KaramSingh!
A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
> Relax Singh
A Singh who is a lousySingh?
> OwtarSingh
A Singh who likes roundabout?
> PuSingh
A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
> Sou Pah Singh
A Singh who is a three stars general?
> Sam Lap Singh (in Cantonese)
A Singh who succeed in forming his own country, what will he call the currency?
> Mata Wang Ah Singh
A Singh who likes to scold people?
> Tiu Nia Singh!
Enjoy your day!
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This story begins with these four best friends... Wingz, LinPeh, Cocka and Aceone. One day, LinPeh get a 'kang tao' for a 'piaomei' in somewhere isolated village. So he asked other three of them to accompany him to that place to find the 'piaomei' (excuses to apply VISA). Since the road to the village is so off road, so they dicided to use dirt bike to travel into the village.
During the journey, they lost the way to find the 'piaomei', they missed a small junction and went into a very spooky place... Then they stopped and started the conversation:...
Wingz: Oi... tiu lor, I think we are lost!
Aceone: Really ah? I don't know lor... I just follow (blur blur)
Cocka: Yalah... I think we are lost, Oi!!! LinPeh, you show the correct way or not?
LinPeh: Tiu lor... I forgot the way already, like that how to find that 'piaomei'?
Then they try to look around surrounding...
Wingz: Oi!!!... I feel something wrong here la.
LinPeh: Wait!!! Let me check the address...
Cocka: Pssst!!! Can you guys heard something?
Aceone: What is that?
Suddenly... they heard a very weird footsteps coming towards their way... the sound getting nearer and nearer. They all very scared already...
Wingz: RUN!!!
Four of them quickly jump on their own bike and start the engine fly off like 'Mat Rempit'... Cocka and Aceone can't handle the bike and crashed, but they manage to pickup the bike and continue run away... but... LinPeh was stucked behind them can't move.

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I was so supprised when I read LP's blog just now, I'm on Sunday's Global Daily Newspaper headline!!! This newspaper is from Wall Street, New York. So... don't play play lor... This headline is not about myself so much, is all about LinPeh and Cocka. My picture is on the top left side.
If you want to read the whole news please click on the picture and enjoy the 'Global News'. Kekekekekekekeke...
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Yes!!! It's going to another weekend! As usual, this weekend my choice of classic rock band is... Deep Purple. I think most of you heard this band before. This band was my first rock band I listen to when I was just 3 or 4 years old. The song was 'Smoke On The Water'... I remember last time when my uncle took out his guitar, I'll requested to play this song for me, I really love the guitar riff until now. Alright... let's enjoy this song by clicking on the 'Play' and listen on it...
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Last week I was asking my friends about mobile phone with build-in camera. I don't know about camera phone much, I never follow the update, so I just asking around any cheap and good camera phone in the market now. I'm a poor man, can't affort to have latest and advance mobile phone like 3G types. I'm still using the most basic mobile phone without any special features, I was planning to buy a digital camera too so I can blog more with my own pictures, but... still can't affort to buy it, I'm very particular with picture qualities.
So I was just asking around with some of my friends about it through emails. I've been waited so long and yet no reply... last 2 days I received an email from a friend, he said he got one camera phone to intro me within my budget (RM 300) and with excellent picture quality like a SLR camera. Then I was so excited, thought got used (2nd hand) camera phone to intro me... when I open the mail, I don't know I should laugh or angry... He send me this special camera phone picture:...
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One day, Ah Beng was driving his car to a city, suddenly he lost his way, then he was very panic and just keep looking for his correct route to reach his destination. Then came to a junction, Ah Beng was very confused with the traffic lights, he don't know which direction should follow so he just don't care and just keep driving.
Just after pass the 'confused' traffic lights, Ah Beng heard siren chasing him, he knew something is not right and he was stopped by a Policeman. Then the conversation started...
Policeman: Encik, tolong kasi lesen pemandu. (Sir, please give me your driving license)
*Ah Beng then gave his license to the policeman.*
Ah Beng: Encik... apa silap saya? (Sir, what's wrong with me?)
Policeman: Awak telah melanggar lampu isyarat. (You hit the traffic light)
Ah Beng: Tolong la encik, itu lampu trafik banyak pening la. (Please... the traffic light very confusing)
Policeman: Tapi awak telah melanggar lampu merah! (But you hit the red light!)
*Ah Beng looks back at the traffic light... he sees nothing wrong.*
Ah Beng: Encik, mana ada langgar? (Sir, where got hit?)
*Policeman was very angry already...*
Policeman: Awak ni nak main-main ka?! (You want to play is it?!)
Ah Beng: Tak!!! Tak berani la tuan (No!!! Not dare la sir)
*Ah Beng pointed the traffic light to the policeman...*

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Something funny about Chinese name in this conversation:...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
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It was so nice when I back to my hometown on last weekend, everything was so fine... I ate alot, really alot until my berry is back! Wahahaha... Too bad I don't have digital camera, my handphone also no build-in camera, so... no food pictures over here. On Sunday afternoon, It was so hard feeling for me to leave my hometown again... sigh. When I drove in the highway, I can see the haze is getting worst, what a boring journey... so I started play my classic rock selection CD and the 1st song was ACDC - Highway To Hell... I was thinking... yeah, I'm on the highway to hell (KL) now... kekeke.
Reaching to my hell (KL), things never come smooth again... my house no electricity since Saturday, my housemate told me they already called electrician to check all wiring in the house, but that was too late at night already so they can't do anything and promised will come on Sunday morning to fix the problem. On Sunday, that electrician said got emergency again couldn't come so early and pormised will come at 8pm. After 9pm still no reply from him! After that only said can't come and only can come on today (Monday) lunch hour.
So he came just now, to check the main supply... then only found out is the meter problem! The condo management ask me to call TNB to change the meter. I was abit confused, should I call or the management call? So I just called up during lunch hour, the auto answer machine told me to call after 2pm, I was so mad with it... isn't it this service should be 24 hours available? If any emergency happen how? That's fine... I managed to cool down myself. At 2pm I called and the person who answered me sounds like relactant to help me, I have to tell him that my house no electricity for 3 days already! And... my fish also died! Then he only said will try to get someone there by this evening.
Hell... really a hell... came back to KL full with haze, somemore no electricity, and one of my fish died! Now I have to come to cyber cafe to check my mails and update this 'hell' post. I have to take leave today just to settle this 'hell' matter. Hope this problem will solve by this evening, if not I don't know how to work tomorrow. I have to sleep on my living hall's floor because it's so warm inside.
Wish me luck please... Thank you very much for reading this BORING and HELL post.
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Yeah! It's going another weekend, time really flies... this weekend I'm going back to my hometown, Penang. During Deepavali and Hari Raya, I can't going back because I have to standby on call duty in KL. So... this weekend is my only chance to go back Penang to gather with my family for Mid Autumn Festival, this time I'm going to wack all Penang famous foods before I come back to KL... wahahaha...
Alright, this weekend I'm going to introduce you my another favourite classic rock band... Bad Company. Are you work in a bad company? Hahaha... this is just a band name. Ok, as usual... just click on 'play' and enjoy one of my all time favourite song by Bad Company, Ready For Love.
Bad Company (1970s)
Bad Company (Present)
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Cautions: This post really rated as 18SX, for those under 18 please get approval from your parents, those who open minded please go ahead. View it on your own risk!
Below are some pictures captured by a professional spy during Datuk K & C T first night wedding in their room. I wonder how he manage to get into the room and snap some fantastic pictures of the new couple.
For all guys, I warn you first!!!... be more patience! Do not so sexcited yet. To ladies, wanna see something old? Then you all just scroll down and enjoy it!
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This story is not related with Linpeh anymore like in Wingz's previous post about goat. So... Linpeh don't worry of it anymore ok? Kekekeke....
As we know last time alot of Indian rear goats for their daily income, but why nowdays getting less and even less? Well... the story goes like this:
Once upon a time got 3 best friends, Ali, Ah Beng and Muthu stayed in a small kampung, they knew each other since they were small kids through playing bak guli (marble ball), gasing (tops), layang-layang (fly kite), ahchi-lut (hide n seek) and so on... What a harmony multi races community there.
So, every festive season like Chinese New Year, Deepavali and Hari Raya, 3 of them will together gather and provide their own special dishes then sharing together gather. Ali very smart one, he knows Ah Beng and Muthu can't eat beef, so he always prepared KFC (Kampung Friend Chicken), ayam rendang and ketupat. Meanwhile Ah Beng will prepared Hai Lam chicken rice, char koay teow and hokkien char (all without pork because Ali can't eat). Then come to Muthu, his speciality is all about kambing (goat/mutton), because he got a kandang kambing (goat farm) infront of his house. He'll cook curry mutton, mutton chop, rendang mutton... Eveyone very enjoy all the dishes and will talk cock till like no tomorrow.
After so many years they still continue this tradition, until present day... it's going to celebrate Deepa-Raya soon, 3 of them meeting together to discuss about the party:
Ali: eh... Ah Beng n Muthu, this year don't forget ah... dwi celebration together gather lor... must make it happening ok?
Ah Beng: ok Ali, this time hor... I gonna prepare extra with chicken chop and kung fu char!
Muthu: errrrr.... soli la braders... I don't what to cook anymore...
Ali & Ah Beng: why ler?
Muthu: because hor... I oledi sold off my kandang kambing.
Ali: apasal pulak?
Ah Beng: KNN... so good business you sampai hati sold off?
Muthu: you all don't understand la....
Ali & Ah Beng: why la? tell la!
Muthu: okok... you guys know lah, all the time my worker Samy will take care of the goats and I just manage the business deal. Then hor... last week Samy quits oledi, so I have to take care of the goats la.
Ali: you dunno how to jaga is it?
Muthu: no la... I jaga them very nicely, feed them makan, bath them... then got one morning hor, when I open the kandang gate... got one kambing came to me and smile at me, I thought it want so greet me morning la.... mana tau you know what it says?
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I kena 'Tiak' (Tagged) again! Why so many people like to 'Tiak' (Tag) me ah? This time I was tagged by Shea Speare, I thought is Britney Speare's sister or what, see see is a guy, so disappointed lor... LOL.
Ok la, don't too long gas, here are four little things about me... wait wait wait! Forgot my trademark again... jeng jeng jenggggggggggggg® (Electric guitar sound with heavy metal tone)
Four Things Not Many People Know About Me:
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