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One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain.
Happy Monday Blues
WAKAKAKAKA!!!
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain.
Happy Monday Blues
WAKAKAKAKA!!!
8 comments:
haha.. I knew of this joke quite some time back but didnt know it was an award winning one.. anyways.. about the unblocked surfing.. I'll email you the steps as soon as i can ok.. i've been busy with school work all week long.. cheers
LOL good one!
Wahahahaha!! Nice~ all the -bergs.
hahhah...no wonder the joke won the award.
[aodian]
No worry... take ur time
[firehorse]
Yah... haha
[day-dreamer]
Hahaha... luckily not bird :P
[lp]
Haha... yah
i'm a fansi of steven speeeelberg's movie also ler.. :P
oh my! o my!
i love this joke!!
funny to the max!!
hahahaa!
[jace]
Hahaha... but u dun drink carlsberg
[iwan]
Yeah... haha
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