Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Just For Laugh

Note: I got these jokes from my email, just want to share with you all and hope can cheer up your mid-week.


There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?

Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK,BYE".
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.

3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.

Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!!

Yesterday's A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

Why do Indians talk non stop?
guess.... Still dunno? OK lah.....
Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on their forehead.

Happy Mid-Week!



keeyit said...

Hahaha.. funny !!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! So funny! Have a nice day!

Kenny Ng said...


[hor ny ang moh]
Same to u...

Calvin's Wife said...

"WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat."

Huuhhhh..... niaseng nyer....

Kenny Ng said...

[calvin's wife]
Haha... not my idea anyway, to me if got a wive I'll be very pleased.

Jace said...

I don understand the first one. Why without rubber kena ler?

Kenny Ng said...

Rubber is the protection ma

Jace said...


I See.

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