Monday, November 12, 2007

Best Joke Award Winner in UK

Note: I got this from my email, just to share with you all and I hope it can cheer up your Monday Blues.


One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain.

Happy Monday Blues



Aodian said...

haha.. I knew of this joke quite some time back but didnt know it was an award winning one.. anyways.. about the unblocked surfing.. I'll email you the steps as soon as i can ok.. i've been busy with school work all week long.. cheers

Firehrose said...

LOL good one!

day-dreamer said...

Wahahahaha!! Nice~ all the -bergs.

LP said... wonder the joke won the award.

Kenny Ng said...

No worry... take ur time

Yah... haha

Hahaha... luckily not bird :P

Haha... yah

Jace said...

i'm a fansi of steven speeeelberg's movie also ler.. :P

Iwan Sanchez said...

oh my! o my!

i love this joke!!

funny to the max!!


Kenny Ng said...

Hahaha... but u dun drink carlsberg

Yeah... haha

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