Monday, August 21, 2006

Short Form Fun

I was thinking to post it or not long time ago, I sked later all the companies come n sue me then I die la. Now I dun care la... just hamtam on it! Die ma die lor...

Here we go... jeng jeng jenggggggggg~~~~~~~~~

  1. MARLBORO = Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance Only
  2. MARLBORO = Manusia Akan Ramai Lagi Bila Orang Rogol Orang
  3. SALEM = Saya Ada Lanjiao/Lubang Engkau Mau?
  4. SALEM = Suck And Lick Exicite Man
  5. KENT = Kotek Engkau Nak Tak?
  6. WINSTON = Wanita Indonesia Naik Stim Tengok Orang Negro
  7. DUNHILL = Dunia Umpama Neraka Hidup Ibarat Layang Layang
  8. LM = Lambat Mati
  9. LM = Lagi Miang
  10. ADIDAS = All Days I Dream About Sex
  11. ADIDAS = All Days I Dream About Soccer
  12. KDU = Kolej Duit Utama
  13. MAS = Mana Ada Sistem?
  14. JKR = Jangan Kerja Rajin
  15. JPS = Jabatan Paling Senang
  16. JPS = Jabatan Pos Surat
  17. DBKL = Duduk Borak Klentong Lebih
  18. MPSP = Makan Pisang Sakit Perut
  19. MPSP = Makan Pisang Senang Pangsai
  20. IPG = Institut Perempuan Gatal
  21. JPJ = Jangan Pergi Jalan
  22. JPM = Jalan Pergi Mati
  23. TPM = Tengok Perempuan Miang
  24. BMW = Bas Mini Wilayah
  25. USM = Universiti Sex Malaysia
  26. UPM = Universiti Pelacuran Malaysia
  27. UTM = Universiti Tipu Malaysia
  28. UKM = Universiti Kantoi Malaysia
  29. OCBC = Orang Cina Banyak Cerdik
  30. OCBC = Orang Cina Banyak Cilaka
  31. DHL = Delivery Halfway Lost
  32. IBM = Itu Banyak Masalah
  33. HP = Hari Penat
  34. Windows XP = Windows Xtra Problem
  35. Windows ME = Windows More Error
  36. Gold Leaf = Go On Lie Down Let's Enjoy A Fark
  37. MSN = Make Sex Now
  38. MARLBORO = Marik Aku Rasa Lobang Burid Oh Rasa Oren
  39. SALEM = Saya Anak Lelaki Enggan Melocok
  40. DUNHILL = Dua Ustaz Naik Hotel Ingin Locok Locok
  41. BENSON & HEDGES = Bachelor entertainment need sucking on nipples & Homosexual entertainment does give extra satisfaction
  42. KENT = Kenny (Not me) Enjoy Negro Tits
  43. LUFTHANSA = Let Us F**k The Hostess And Not Say Anything
  44. JKR = Jaga Konek Raja
  45. JKR = Jangan Kerja Ramai
  46. JPJ = Jabatan Pengankutan Jamban
  47. JAS = Jabatan Anti-senang
  48. FOC = Fuck or Cum
  49. AUDI = Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
  50. BMW = Brings Me Woman but Broke My Wallet
  51. FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
  52. FORD = Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  53. HYUNDAI = Hope You Understanding Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
  54. SAAB = Shape Appears Ass Backwards
  55. SUBARU = Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
  56. VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
  57. PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  58. HACKS = Hanya Aku Cinta Kau Seorang
  59. HACKS = Hantu Akan Cari Kamu Sekarang
  60. BTC = Boh Tat Chek
  61. BMW = Break My Window
Dang!!! My brain stucked! Actually I still got more but can't think it all now... any idea more? Please give me some... Thanks!

*PS: Words in Italic font are by contributors.

20 comments:

Unknown said...

very nice but you forget to add
GOLD LEAF- Go on lie down let
enjoy a F##K
Sorry my mind is dirty

Unknown said...

thanks omg, my mind oso dirty ma... hehehe

Old Beng said...

MARLBORO = Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance Only

Me add : MARLBORO reading backwardsÑ

OROBLRAM = Only Romance On Bed Lady Remembers A Man

Bro, too many Malay Language, cannot understand.

The Pondering Introvert said...

lol nice one ahhaahah

Lan Rambai said...

aiyaaa.. makin lama makin dirty lah ini blog hahahaha

Anonymous said...

LUFTHANSA : Let Us F**k The Hostess And Not Say Anything

Unknown said...

[aceone] not supprise ler... still got many more...

[old beng] thanks... but i just wan a proper name, backwards 1 i got many oso... hehehe. U can't understand malay words ah? soli la..

[nyokk] tenkiu ya

[ah nel] wahahaha... urs 1 lagi power! Aduh... i dun like negro tits la. Thanks anyway... kekeke

[lan rambai] aiyah... wa memang dirty minded punya... tak nak tunjuk jer... kekeke

[pek imm] wat is LUFTHANSA ah?

Nonnie King said...

Kenny Ng = Kenny enjoys Nonnie's nonsense yo, Nonnie giggles.

Haha. So lame of me

Unknown said...

[king] =_=... like that oso can ah? u bery bery power la, wakakakaka.

Anonymous said...

kenny : LUFTHANSA is a german airline :)

Sasha Tan said...

wah Kenny..u want to makan kari rice ka? heheh anyway good one!

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

i can gip you few like:

JKR = Jaga Konek Raja

JKR = Jangan Kerja Ramai

JPJ = Jabatan Pengankutan Jamban

JAS = Jabatan Anti-senang

Foc = Fuck or Cum

ok thats all

Unknown said...

[pek imm] oic... thanks :)

[sasha] hehehe, yalor, can get makan FOC ma... thanks

[Pisang Goreng] fuah... good 1, thanks alot, kekekeke

Patrick said...

hahhaaa.. good one!!

Anonymous said...

HACKS = Hanya Aku Cinta Kau Sorang
HACKS = Hantu Akan Cari Kamu Sekarang
BTC = Boh Tack Check

Unknown said...

[patrick] hehe... tenkiu

[nicole] tenkiu bery much!

Paupau said...

hahahaha..a lot of those are funny..you and others have done a great job..lol..why not BMW=Break My Window?=p

Unknown said...

[de pianist] yahor... good idea.. thx thx

**L-Y-N** said...

Wei Kenny my naive brain been polluted since i started reading ur blog.....semakin hari smakin bianyak @&$*@^$@&% masuk dic (~~~dictionary ok) gua =p

Unknown said...

[l-y-n] wakakakaka... paiseh la, just to make ppl laugh ma, i will try cut less those %^&%(#@&$% stuff... kekekeke

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