Monday, August 21, 2006

Short Form Fun

I was thinking to post it or not long time ago, I sked later all the companies come n sue me then I die la. Now I dun care la... just hamtam on it! Die ma die lor...

Here we go... jeng jeng jenggggggggg~~~~~~~~~

  1. MARLBORO = Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance Only
  2. MARLBORO = Manusia Akan Ramai Lagi Bila Orang Rogol Orang
  3. SALEM = Saya Ada Lanjiao/Lubang Engkau Mau?
  4. SALEM = Suck And Lick Exicite Man
  5. KENT = Kotek Engkau Nak Tak?
  6. WINSTON = Wanita Indonesia Naik Stim Tengok Orang Negro
  7. DUNHILL = Dunia Umpama Neraka Hidup Ibarat Layang Layang
  8. LM = Lambat Mati
  9. LM = Lagi Miang
  10. ADIDAS = All Days I Dream About Sex
  11. ADIDAS = All Days I Dream About Soccer
  12. KDU = Kolej Duit Utama
  13. MAS = Mana Ada Sistem?
  14. JKR = Jangan Kerja Rajin
  15. JPS = Jabatan Paling Senang
  16. JPS = Jabatan Pos Surat
  17. DBKL = Duduk Borak Klentong Lebih
  18. MPSP = Makan Pisang Sakit Perut
  19. MPSP = Makan Pisang Senang Pangsai
  20. IPG = Institut Perempuan Gatal
  21. JPJ = Jangan Pergi Jalan
  22. JPM = Jalan Pergi Mati
  23. TPM = Tengok Perempuan Miang
  24. BMW = Bas Mini Wilayah
  25. USM = Universiti Sex Malaysia
  26. UPM = Universiti Pelacuran Malaysia
  27. UTM = Universiti Tipu Malaysia
  28. UKM = Universiti Kantoi Malaysia
  29. OCBC = Orang Cina Banyak Cerdik
  30. OCBC = Orang Cina Banyak Cilaka
  31. DHL = Delivery Halfway Lost
  32. IBM = Itu Banyak Masalah
  33. HP = Hari Penat
  34. Windows XP = Windows Xtra Problem
  35. Windows ME = Windows More Error
  36. Gold Leaf = Go On Lie Down Let's Enjoy A Fark
  37. MSN = Make Sex Now
  38. MARLBORO = Marik Aku Rasa Lobang Burid Oh Rasa Oren
  39. SALEM = Saya Anak Lelaki Enggan Melocok
  40. DUNHILL = Dua Ustaz Naik Hotel Ingin Locok Locok
  41. BENSON & HEDGES = Bachelor entertainment need sucking on nipples & Homosexual entertainment does give extra satisfaction
  42. KENT = Kenny (Not me) Enjoy Negro Tits
  43. LUFTHANSA = Let Us F**k The Hostess And Not Say Anything
  44. JKR = Jaga Konek Raja
  45. JKR = Jangan Kerja Ramai
  46. JPJ = Jabatan Pengankutan Jamban
  47. JAS = Jabatan Anti-senang
  48. FOC = Fuck or Cum
  49. AUDI = Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
  50. BMW = Brings Me Woman but Broke My Wallet
  51. FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
  52. FORD = Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  53. HYUNDAI = Hope You Understanding Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
  54. SAAB = Shape Appears Ass Backwards
  55. SUBARU = Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
  56. VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
  57. PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  58. HACKS = Hanya Aku Cinta Kau Seorang
  59. HACKS = Hantu Akan Cari Kamu Sekarang
  60. BTC = Boh Tat Chek
  61. BMW = Break My Window
Dang!!! My brain stucked! Actually I still got more but can't think it all now... any idea more? Please give me some... Thanks!

*PS: Words in Italic font are by contributors.

23 comments:

OMG said...

very nice but you forget to add
GOLD LEAF- Go on lie down let
enjoy a F##K
Sorry my mind is dirty

Kenny Ng said...

thanks omg, my mind oso dirty ma... hehehe

AceOne said...

MCH..didn't know got so many wan ler!!

old beng said...

MARLBORO = Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance Only

Me add : MARLBORO reading backwardsÑ

OROBLRAM = Only Romance On Bed Lady Remembers A Man

Bro, too many Malay Language, cannot understand.

Nyokk said...

lol nice one ahhaahah

ah nel said...

ace :stil got a lot...lol

Marlboro - Marik aku rasa lobang burid oh rasa oren

Salem - Saya anak lelaki enggan melocok

Dunhill - Dua ustaz naik hotel ingin locok locok

and the winner...

Benson & Hedges -Bachelor entertainment need sucking on nipples & Homosexual entertainment does give extra satisfaction

kenny this one for you...lol

Kent - Kenny enjoy negro tits

Lan Rambai said...

aiyaaa.. makin lama makin dirty lah ini blog hahahaha

pek imm said...

LUFTHANSA : Let Us F**k The Hostess And Not Say Anything

Kenny Ng said...

[aceone] not supprise ler... still got many more...

[old beng] thanks... but i just wan a proper name, backwards 1 i got many oso... hehehe. U can't understand malay words ah? soli la..

[nyokk] tenkiu ya

[ah nel] wahahaha... urs 1 lagi power! Aduh... i dun like negro tits la. Thanks anyway... kekeke

[lan rambai] aiyah... wa memang dirty minded punya... tak nak tunjuk jer... kekeke

[pek imm] wat is LUFTHANSA ah?

Nonnie King said...

Kenny Ng = Kenny enjoys Nonnie's nonsense yo, Nonnie giggles.

Haha. So lame of me

Kenny Ng said...

[king] =_=... like that oso can ah? u bery bery power la, wakakakaka.

pek imm said...

kenny : LUFTHANSA is a german airline :)

Sasha said...

wah Kenny..u want to makan kari rice ka? heheh anyway good one!

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

i can gip you few like:

JKR = Jaga Konek Raja

JKR = Jangan Kerja Ramai

JPJ = Jabatan Pengankutan Jamban

JAS = Jabatan Anti-senang

Foc = Fuck or Cum

ok thats all

Kenny Ng said...

[pek imm] oic... thanks :)

[sasha] hehehe, yalor, can get makan FOC ma... thanks

[Pisang Goreng] fuah... good 1, thanks alot, kekekeke

Patrick said...

hahhaaa.. good one!!

Nicole said...

HACKS = Hanya Aku Cinta Kau Sorang
HACKS = Hantu Akan Cari Kamu Sekarang
BTC = Boh Tack Check

Kenny Ng said...

[patrick] hehe... tenkiu

[nicole] tenkiu bery much!

De Pianist said...

hahahaha..a lot of those are funny..you and others have done a great job..lol..why not BMW=Break My Window?=p

Kenny Ng said...

[de pianist] yahor... good idea.. thx thx

**L-Y-N** said...

Wei Kenny my naive brain been polluted since i started reading ur blog.....semakin hari smakin bianyak @&$*@^$@&% masuk dic (~~~dictionary ok) gua =p

Kenny Ng said...

[l-y-n] wakakakaka... paiseh la, just to make ppl laugh ma, i will try cut less those %^&%(#@&$% stuff... kekekeke

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