Wednesday, August 23, 2006

How's The Motorbike Name Came From?

Wondering how's the Japanese motorbike name like Yamaha Honda Suzuki and Kawasaki came from? Ok... here's the story...

Once upon a time, got 4 motorbike manufactures came out with their 1st ever motorbike but they dunno what's the suitable name for their product, so they decided to go for a test run then only decide about it. So... one day they test run on a race track, 4 of them were line up nicely and waiting for green light.

Red lights were on... then countdown started, 3... 2... before turn to green, suddenly one of the bike jump start!!! So hor... the spectators very angry lor then shouted on that bike, 'KNN... Kiasu ah u? Su Su Ki (go lose) la'!!! So... they named it as SUZUKI lor.

Then the organiser decided to restart the race, green light on!!! One of the bike pickup so fast, over take all the other bikes, then when it turn into 1st corner so nicely hor... suddenly one Ah Pek trying to cross the road, that rider tried to avoid that Ah Pek, unfortunately, he crashed!!! Then the spectators laugh on that rider lor... 'Wahahaha... bodoh la u, got horn use the HORN LA! Why must avoid'? Then the manufacture named it as HONDA lor...

The race carry on... in the middle part of the race, one of the rider dunno how to use the gear, he thought top gear is the most powerful one, so when he climb up a hill slope, he used top gear, then hor... the bike cannot push up, so he came down the bike n tried to push the bike up, but the bike was too heavy for him, then he ask the spectators to help him push the bike up, he shouted... 'Eh... lai help wa... Ka Wa Sak Ki!!! Ka Wa Sak Ki!!! (help me to push up in hokkien)'. So... finally they have to named it as KAWASAKI lor...

Finally, left one bike only, he thought he will win the race, so he was so Lan Si Lan Yong and willy up his motorbike head... Vrooommmm vrooommmm~~~~ and then hor when he tried to put down the motorbike head, suddenly hits a stone on the road n he crashed... the bike rolling then exploide! Then he was so angry he coudn't finish the race and shouted 'NIA MA HAI ler'!!!... So, the manufacture forced to name it as YAMAHA lor...

So... now u all know how's the Japanese bikes name come from?

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

13 comments:

Nonnie King said...

Haha. Very good story you have there. Later the Japanese Manufacturers see all vomit blood

ah nel said...

lol...how bout the cars mia ler???

Maverick SM said...

You wrote this tale yourself? LOL

Kenny Ng said...

[king] i purposely let them vomit blood... kekeke

[ah nel] eeerrrr... i never think about that

[maverick sm] yah... that was my school time joke, kekeke

Wingz said...

hahahaaha terror!!!!

Wingz said...

eh i forgot to tell you ... u kena tag ledi .... bikin soha* pantun!!! lol

AceOne said...

wa, you so creative ler..!!

Kenny Ng said...

[wingz] terror ler?? But im not terrorist ah. Alamak! y u tag meh? sei lor!

[aceone] hehehe, thanks to my group of frens during school time, we all sama-sama create 1.

Patrick said...

hahhaa.. nice story.. :)

limahpek said...

hahaha.... very funny story about Japan bike brand

Kenny Ng said...

[patrick] thanks

[limahpek] hehehe... funny ler? last time when me n my friends joke bout it we all laugh till tears come out lor.

De Pianist said...

man,whenever i visit your blog,i sure laugh a lot de..you do have a lot of jokes here..salute you..hahahaha..

Kenny Ng said...

[de pianist] thanks, have u ever heard that background of a good joker aren't that happy? maybe i'm one of them, that's y keep on making jokes to let ppls happy, when ppl happy I'll very happy too... hehehe

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