Short Form Fun

I was thinking to post it or not long time ago, I sked later all the companies come n sue me then I die la. Now I dun care la... just hamtam on it! Die ma die lor...

Here we go... jeng jeng jenggggggggg~~~~~~~~~

1. MARLBORO = Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance Only
   
2. MARLBORO = Manusia Akan Ramai Lagi Bila Orang Rogol Orang
3. SALEM = Saya Ada Lanjiao/Lubang Engkau Mau?
4. SALEM = Suck And Lick Exicite Man
5. KENT = Kotek Engkau Nak Tak?
6. WINSTON = Wanita Indonesia Naik Stim Tengok Orang Negro
7. DUNHILL = Dunia Umpama Neraka Hidup Ibarat Layang Layang
8. LM = Lambat Mati
9. LM = Lagi Miang
10. ADIDAS = All Days I Dream About Sex
11. ADIDAS = All Days I Dream About Soccer
12. KDU = Kolej Duit Utama
13. MAS = Mana Ada Sistem?
14. JKR = Jangan Kerja Rajin
15. JPS = Jabatan Paling Senang
16. JPS = Jabatan Pos Surat
    
17. DBKL = Duduk Borak Klentong Lebih
18. MPSP = Makan Pisang Sakit Perut
19. MPSP = Makan Pisang Senang Pangsai
20. IPG = Institut Perempuan Gatal
21. JPJ = Jangan Pergi Jalan
22. JPM = Jalan Pergi Mati
23. TPM = Tengok Perempuan Miang
24. BMW = Bas Mini Wilayah
25. USM = Universiti Sex Malaysia
26. UPM = Universiti Pelacuran Malaysia
27. UTM = Universiti Tipu Malaysia
28. UKM = Universiti Kantoi Malaysia
29. OCBC = Orang Cina Banyak Cerdik
30. OCBC = Orang Cina Banyak Cilaka
31. DHL = Delivery Halfway Lost
32. IBM = Itu Banyak Masalah
33. HP = Hari Penat
34. Windows XP = Windows Xtra Problem
35. Windows ME = Windows More Error
36. Gold Leaf = Go On Lie Down Let's Enjoy A Fark
37. MSN = Make Sex Now
38. MARLBORO = Marik Aku Rasa Lobang Burid Oh Rasa Oren
39. SALEM = Saya Anak Lelaki Enggan Melocok
40. DUNHILL = Dua Ustaz Naik Hotel Ingin Locok Locok
41. BENSON & HEDGES = Bachelor entertainment need sucking on nipples & Homosexual entertainment does give extra satisfaction
42. KENT = Kenny (Not me) Enjoy Negro Tits
43. LUFTHANSA = Let Us F**k The Hostess And Not Say Anything
44. JKR = Jaga Konek Raja
45. JKR = Jangan Kerja Ramai
46. JPJ = Jabatan Pengankutan Jamban
47. JAS = Jabatan Anti-senang
48. FOC = Fuck or Cum
49. AUDI = Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
50. BMW = Brings Me Woman but Broke My Wallet
51. FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
52. FORD = Fast Only Rolling Downhill
53. HYUNDAI = Hope You Understanding Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
54. SAAB = Shape Appears Ass Backwards
55. SUBARU = Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
56. VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
57. PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
58. HACKS = Hanya Aku Cinta Kau Seorang
59. HACKS = Hantu Akan Cari Kamu Sekarang
60. BTC = Boh Tat Chek
61. BMW = Break My Window
    

Dang!!! My brain stucked! Actually I still got more but can't think it all now... any idea more? Please give me some... Thanks!

*PS: Words in Italic font are by contributors.