Friday, November 07, 2008

Maths At Work

Note: This post was taken from my email, I found it's so funny and just to share with you all.

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

All Donkeys!!!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

6 comments:

day-dreamer said...

Wakakaka!

Agree especially with Equation 1. :P

va:L said...

that means....we women r forced to spend 1....else, we become donkey.

No wonder, the instinct kept making us spend...without the feeling of guilty..

Zephyr said...

lol, Dude check mine 1. The mamak story

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

That equation is wrong on donkey....

donkey work but didn't enjoy.....

human work and enjoy......

erinalaw said...

like that i must spend more and more liau otherwise I become donkey lor. wahahaha

Kenny Ng said...

[day-dreamer]
Me too

[va:l]
You really believe it ah?

[zephyr]
Your mamak story really kaka caucau people wor... LOL

[pisang goreng]
But I work and not enjoy wor

[erinalaw]
Hmmm... You think leh?

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