Saturday, May 17, 2008

It's Time To Ask Salary Raise

Note: This joke was taken from my email, I was having a great laugh when I read about it, so here I just want to share with you all.

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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise:

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

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The Response:

Dear P. Niss,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

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So guys, we have to work hard as usual, we really have a hard time all the time. Anyway, my 'little bro' is not eligible to ask anything more because my 'little bro' still haven't start his 1st job till now...

WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

14 comments:

day-dreamer said...

LOL! Good joke. Hahaha~

Have a good weekend, Kenny.

Chev said...

your little bro still jobless ah? :P

Zephyr said...

wuahahahaha!!! siew 9 sei ngo la

I like this the most

"And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags."

U should write a letter like P.Niss to your management.

SilverIsle said...

LOLz. I've read this before too! Hilarious lar. Haha.

ikanbilis said...

lawakness!!!

CruelAngel said...

hahahaha

good one

team bsg said...

sometimes the best workers are under appreciated and underlaid , as usual
the world is not fair at all !

Huei said...

hahahhha

the joke is not the joke..it's wut u wrote =P

faster la!! lil bro needs a job!!! =P

Error Q said...

lolz.... wat a good jokes~ Hahhaa...

yeah, faster get him a job.. else later grow mushroom la.. :P

Eileen said...

Ironically.......... true!!! Wukakaka... well, this is really a great joke to start my wednesday working day :)

Eileen said...

Ironically.......... true!!! Wukakaka... well, this is really a great joke to start my wednesday working day :)

janicepa said...

hahaha.... i din laugh until i saw the last sentence...

Elizebeth D.L. said...

This is really a good joke!! hahahaha..

Kenny Ng said...

[day-dreamer]
Hehehe... good leh?

[chev]
Yalor... Too 'good life' la

[zephyr]
Hahaha... to my management? Digging won grave meh?

[silverisle]
Haha..

[ikanbilis]
Bagus leh? Hehe

[crueangel]
Haha... Thanks

[team bsg]
Yah... So unfair hor?

[huei]
Not I wrote one la...

[error q]
Got job to intro to him ah? Hahaha

[eileen]
Hahaha... nice leh?

[janicepa]
Which last 1?

[elizebeth d.l.]
Hehehe... good leh?

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