Thursday, October 18, 2007

Two Men And A Woman

Note: I got this joke from my email, just wanted to share with you all. No offense to other nations.

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Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady
as his advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was rejected by both.

And finally….

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.

WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

18 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

I dun agree with the Malaysian part wor.... I only reject ppl.. wukakakakaka... JUST KIDDING LAR

I also ROFL LOL when I read your joke :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! S'porean so 'good' boy wan arr??? Have a nice day!

Maverick SM said...

Wakakakakakaka...

Eh Kenny, can you post more of these jokes and Dubai experiences rather than those oldie singers...hehehehehe

AceOne118 said...

You leh... in Dubai anything happenning anot jek?

Mey Laurie said...

wakakakak...typical sin jia poh ren!! must wait for the gahmen!

tanalan2 said...

Haha our neighbours down south..double K mar. Kiasu and kiasi !!! FINE country..if no follow govt rules..nanti kena FINE lor !!!!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Hahaaha - this one to laugh at the joke.

Muahaha - This one to laugh at Maverick's comment on your oldie singers.

Suhardy Abdul Latiff said...

Hello my friend. I'm fine here. Well, i guess you are in great shape too. Your blog is awesome. Let's jam together someday. You, me and Arthur. See you later, friend.

Kenny Ng said...

[princess eileen]
As princess sure only reject people ma, haha. Your colleagues got see you laugh? :D

[hr ny ang moh]
Controlled by laws ma, have to be good lor... LOL

[maverick]
Aiyo... I only posted once awhile about oldies singer ma... cincai la, let me do la ok? Wakaka

[aceone118]
I dunno lor, no time to go around all places la.

[mey laurie]
Haha.. I was laugh on it too

[tanalan2]
That's why lor... haha

[purple~mushroom]
I like oldies singer ma... don't laugh me that la. :P

[suhardy abdul latiff]
Yo man! Great to hear from you, sure! Find one day we jam together, I really miss it, how's your drum skills? Still as rock as Mike Portnoy? Haha.

Firehorse said...

LOL you ah.......

Elizebeth D.L. said...

I agree on the French men part. HAHAHAHA:)

Huei said...

AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA so the damn true!

Huei said...

eh wait! msian wan is not the lady BRIBE the men to take her meh???? =P

Iwan Sanchez said...

singapore gahmen...

hahaha

Iwan Sanchez said...

singapore gahmen...

hahaha

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

bro kenny actually... . . . . .

the thailand mia wrong ledi....
two men and the lady stranded in island
AND
1of them is 'katoey'

kyh said...

i disagree with the french men part. cos the situation is worse in netherlands. :P

u're in dubai??? wowwwwwww

Kenny Ng said...

[firehorse]
Me what what what? :P

[elizebeth d.l.]
That real one ah? Hahaha

[huei]
Mal one real ah? Why no woman come bribe me to take her leh? LOL

[iwan]
You should know better than me... wakakaka

[pisang goreng]
What is katoey?

[kyh]
So you've been Netherland? LOL... Yes, I'm in Dubai.

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