Monday, August 13, 2007

Toilet Incident

Note: This joke was from a SMS, I found it damn funny but in Chinese, I try to translate it into English to share with you all this joke.


John from other country visited to Malaysia for holiday, one day he wanted to go to a public toilet for pee, an old woman who sitting outside the toilet to collect toilet fee asked John to pay 40 cent in Hakka languague "Si Kok". Then John thought he must show the old woman to "see cock" before enter, so he took off his pant and showed the old woman his KKJ...

The old woman get shocked and panic already, she shouted to John "Duit!" (Money!), John once again he thought that old woman wanted him to "Do It" on her, then he really went DO on that old woman...

The old woman really scare this time and shouted "Tolong!" (Help!), John thought she shouted "Too Long" and worried that old woman can't take it, so he plug out his KKJ...

Then the old woman really in pain and said "Sakit" (Pain), John straight away put his KKJ into that old woman's mouth, he thought that old woman wanted to "Suck It".

Enjoy your monday blue...



Huei said...


next time must run away from ppl from other countries!! kakakkaka

tingtitlei said...

tsk tsk.. foreigners

belle said...

heard b4 loL!! ahahaa
but still can laugh xD
happy monday blues~

Calvin's Wife said...

LOL, i heard this b4 too.. I tot the woman was a beggar... (?) :P still its funny.. LOL

Chen said...

hehhehe.. i read the joke few years back liao, (in english version too)

poor ah poh
moral of the story.. avoid horny angmoh :D

Nastasshea@Nesh said...

Hahahah!! Looks like John was having a time of his life!!!

Jace said...


Monday bluessssss~~~~

tanalan2 said...

Hey bro.. heard it before long time ago...but still enjoyable..hahaha

Iwan Sanchez said...

i was lauginh non stop!! hahahaa!!

freaking funny!!

De Pianist said...

lol..this is funny..i've seen this joke in my email before,in english mum even printed it out and let her colleague to see.haha..

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

john is gila
sam ku poh oso sapu....

Simple American said...


Must remember that when I visit Malaysia. Only hope I can find a younger woman. :P

Kenny Ng said...

Yah... u better... LOL

Haha... no eye see ah?

My monday no blue... happy monday!

[calvin's wife]
Yeah... still can laugh

Haha... u sound like warn someone... :P

Haha... enjoy with old woman? Oh my... :P

Happy monday!!!

Yeah... old jokes always the best

Funny leh? kekeke

[de pianist]
Wah... ur mom printed out somemore ah? LOL

[pisang goreng]
FOC ma... so he sapu only lor... LOL

[simple american]
LOL... dream on :P

babyfiona said...

keh keh keh, the guai lou so song lar! No need to pay for both :P

Princess Eileen said...

Heard this before... But still a classic joke!!! KEKEKE

Rabbit said...

yikes read this so many times oledi! Bwahahaha!

Nonnie King said...

Classic lame jokes that still cracks me up.

AceOne118 said...

Still story tho is old but still a good laugh! kakakaka

Kenny Ng said...

Haha... yalor

[princess eileen]
Yeah... classic jokes always the best! haha

Really ah? But still can laugh right?

Haha... yeah, classic joke the best!

Yeah... old jokes really good... LOL

ahlost said...

hahahahahaha... omG..

thanks.. this joke has brighten up my wednesday evening :)

Kenny Ng said...

haha... it's my pleasure to cheer up everyone. Thanks for visiting :)

Sweetpea said...

he must be thinking this is one heck of an old woman. no wonder she jaga the toilet :P

Kenny Ng said...

LOL... like that u also can think ah?

Cheeky_me said...

hahaha.. good joke, been long time didnt come here :)

Kenny Ng said...

[cheeky me]
Haha... thanks and welcome back!

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