Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Stupid Questions with Smart Answers

Note: Old jokes always the best ever, I got this email and reminds me the old jokes.

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Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn't heavy

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy: You love me...

Girl: If we become engage will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what's your phone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest
Boy: Then, marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Girl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever
Boy: Don't you ever want to improve?

Boy: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl: How soon?

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

Paris: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
Mary: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man: You remind me of the sea
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: NO, because you make me sick

Wife: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

Waitress: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?

Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Enjoy Your Mid-week!!!

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

21 comments:

day-dreamer said...

If really hear that from our bf/gf, can really vomit blood lor.... haha.

Princess Eileen said...

Good laugh for the mid-week, thanks for the joke Kenny :)

Huei said...

hahahhaahha

really can vomit blood!! i got a mail similar wann..but it's about how to reject a guy! hehehhe

Jace said...

Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

This boyfren wan kena pukul!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Read some of it before but still nice to read against! Have a nice week!

Poonky said...

Man: You remind me of the sea
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: NO, because you make me sick


this 100% sure killer phrase hahaha

Rabbit said...

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy: You love me...

-____- *smacks boy*

erinalaw said...

Wife: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
(they also act like nothing happen at all)
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
(the woman will nag and nag like a mad woman)

I like this. It's very true also. Kenny, this is a good post to laugh after a hard day of work. Woi!!! You no reply my email kah?

FireHorse said...

You never fail to make me laugh :P
Btw tumpang tanya sikit can or not, dis wan not related to your post, I heard there is a very good Hokkien Mee place in Seberang/Chai Leng park, do you know where it is?

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Thanks for jokes Kenny. Old but still good! Today is mid week already ah??? Sigh! How to have a nice mid week when I have so many freakin' emails to attend to.

Iwan Sanchez said...

damn funny!! never received such jokes before..

wakakaaa!

laundryamah said...

hahahahhahahaa....nice way to end my day!

Kenny Ng said...

[day-dreamer]
Yalor, and also heart attack... LOL

[princess eileen]
No prob :)

[huei]
Haha... come come show me that one

[jace]
Haha... yalor.

[hor ny ang moh]
yeah, good jokes never get bored to read

[poonky]
Haha... will u say that? :P

[rabbit]
Your boy like that or not? :P

[erinalaw]
Haha... u agree leh? Huh? What mail? I don't see any pun.

[firehorse]
Thanks. Oh... the Hokkien Mee place at Chai Leng Park? I commented in your latest post already.

[purple~mushroom]
No problem, just to let you all release little bit of stress.

[iwan]
Hehe... nice leh?

[laundryamah]
Glad u like it... kekeke

Chen said...

must supply hematinics to those people liao.. if not they sure anaemic coz of vomiting blood kaw kaw :D

Poonky said...

nah dont dare said hahaha

Simple American said...

Those are pretty funny. Thanks for posting 'em. :)

Kenny Ng said...

[chen]
Haha... time for u doing business leh

[poonky]
Haha... better dun say, if not die lor

[simple american]
U are welcome, glad u like it :)

erinalaw said...

Aiyoh!!! If I date you mah seifor. Send you a dating no and you no come then, I mah sit down there like sorphor lor? *fainted*

_butt said...

Man: You remind me of the sea
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: NO, because you make me sick

the best! kakakaka

belle said...

damn mean!!! but hillarious
yeah sure whats your number lol!!!

Kenny Ng said...

[erinalaw]
Haha... I really din receive ma, if really got I sure will reply you geh.

[_butt]
Haha... killer leh?

[belle]
You got my number ma... :P

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