Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Night Courses

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*


WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

23 comments:

Wennnn said...

Who is Ah Kaw ah???? LOL

AceOne118 said...

Muahahahaaha!!!!!! Good one.

day-dreamer said...

Wakakakaka!! Ah Beng and his night classes... =.="

belle said...

nono! ah seng should say

ah seng : u know who am i anot?!!!

ahbeng : ??

ah seng : i am the one who slept with yr wife everyday!!!!!

clement said...

ha ha

Jemima said...

Ah Seng = Sengkor??? :p

LOL

Huei said...

kakakkaka
y he goan chuin po???

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

nice wan this......

but ah seng playing prank on ah beng too much la

Jace said...

LOL!
Got part 2 boh?

Iwan Sanchez said...

alamak, like this, i dun want to take night classes liao lah when i am married liao..

hahaha!!

Thanks bro for the "tips"

FireHorse said...

Kekekekekeke dis is a good one :o)

JoeC said...

BWHACHAAAAAAAAA...... *falls down*

Nastasshea@Nesh said...

Hahahha good one!!! What a show off! Hehehee!

janicepa said...

hahaha.. he deserved it !!..

LP said...

Is Ah Kaw and Oh Kaw same person?

nice joke.

may said...

hahaha, exactly what I wanted to ask, Jemima! Sengkor's ears must be itching right now!

eh Kenny... how many of these Ah Beng jokes you have left ah?

nyonyapenang said...

siew sei ngor.....kakakakka...

Kenny Ng said...

[wennnn]
I also dunno... LOL

[aceone118]
Thanks

[day-dreamer]
U take night class? :P

[belle]
U think Ah Seng will sleep with Ah Lian? LOL

[clement]
hehe

[jemima]
Dunno lor... u ask him... LOL

[huei]
He cannot tahan already ma... LOL

[pisang goreng]
Haha... yalor.

[jace]
Boh part 2, have to think your own, got any idea? :P

[iwan]
Haha... just a joke, dun take it so serious bro

[firehorse]
Hehe... thanks

[joec]
U ok or not? LOL

nastasshea@nesh]
So... better dun show off hor?

[janicepa]
How come? He so hardworking to study wor...

[lp]
Different person, Oh Kaw is for drink... hehe. Thanks

[may]
Ah Beng jokes ah? More to come, stay tune ah... kekeke

[nyonyapenang]
Thanks... hehe

Rabbit said...

Ngiahaha! Ah Beng makes Ah Seng frust, Ah Seng makes Ah Beng dulan!!

jasonphoon said...

those evil women !

besides , if a guy would rather go night courses instead of spending time with the wife , means that he'd rather not be home anyways.

in that case, congrats to the ahbeng for a reason to divorce !

erinalaw said...

hahaha........... this is a good lesson for ahbeng.

_butt said...

that ah seng is not sengkor right? lol

*cabut*

Kenny Ng said...

[rabbit]
haha... yalor

[jasonphoon]
Eh... just a joke, why take it so serious?

[erinalaw]
Haha... u r right

[_butt]
I dunno lor... LOL

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