One day a teacher gave her students an assignment to do and wanted them to give the answer by tomorrow.
The teacher asked... 'Hey kids, can you all find out which part of our body will go to heaven first? Give me the answer tomorrow ok?'
Then the students replied... 'Yes teacher!'
The next day...
Teacher : Ok... Is anyone got the answer?
Teacher : How come no one get the answer? Do you want me to punish you all?
All of a sudden... A Student stood up and answered...
Student : Teacher! It's our legs!!!
Teacher : Why? Is that you always run away from class and god want to punish you go to hell with your legs?
Student : No!
Teacher : Then? Why you said that?
Student : Last night when I passing by my parents room, I saw my Daddy on top on my Mommy, then my Mommy shouted "Oh My God... Oh My God!" with her both legs up ma...
Teacher : .................... *fainted*