Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Which Part Of Our Body Goes To Heaven First?

One day a teacher gave her students an assignment to do and wanted them to give the answer by tomorrow.

The teacher asked... 'Hey kids, can you all find out which part of our body will go to heaven first? Give me the answer tomorrow ok?'

Then the students replied... 'Yes teacher!'

The next day...

Teacher : Ok... Is anyone got the answer?

All quiet...

Teacher : How come no one get the answer? Do you want me to punish you all?

All of a sudden... A Student stood up and answered...

Student : Teacher! It's our legs!!!

Teacher : Why? Is that you always run away from class and god want to punish you go to hell with your legs?

Student : No!

Teacher : Then? Why you said that?

Student : Last night when I passing by my parents room, I saw my Daddy on top on my Mommy, then my Mommy shouted "Oh My God... Oh My God!" with her both legs up ma...


Teacher : .................... *fainted*


WAKAKAKAKA!!!

21 comments:

Nonnie King said...

18sx!!!

Kids under 18, close your eyes now!

Wennnn said...

Hahahahah this is good... cheer me up before I go to work...

AceOne118 said...

Wakakaka!!! Bravo blader!!

Simple American said...

I cannot argue with that.

www.yenjai.net said...

Sei kenny
I have not taken my breakfast, and you show me this.... sei jai!

Huei said...

aiyo! haehhEHAhhaHAhhaHhaha

FL Sam said...

Still so free in private sector. Who is that student? Is it U.
Since u so free, I am going to tag u.

Gallivanter said...

Heard this joke more than 10 years ago. Dang, I'm getting old. LOL.

team BSG said...

thox u toking bout piao mei !
but they only say s k y

Infectioner said...

oi... got children reading this blog wan garr -_-

De Pianist said...

ah!i'm underaged!but i saw it!ah!*close eyes*

Helen said...

**standing ovation**

Good one! lol

CLare said...

Kenny RAWKZZZ~!!!

Rabbit said...

EEek! 18sx!!

*cover eyes but still peeping from in between fingers*

Kenny Ng said...

[nonnie]
Haha... then u try ask ur student about it, see what is the answer :P

[wennnn]
Good leh? Then u owe me a meal, I want u cook one... :P

[aceone118]
Thanks blader

[simple american]
Glad u agree with this... kekeke

[www.yenjai.net]
Wakakaka... then how? Don't scold me la...

[huei]
U ok or not?

[flsam]
Aiks... I post it at night la, not office hour anymore, at night free ma, like that also tag me?

[gallivanter]
Yeah... old joke always the best!

[team bsg]
haha... u always got piao mei in your mind only

[infectioner]
Got also u lor... not ah? :P

[de pianist]
U still under age meh?

[helen]
Thanks... kekeke

[clare]
Thanks!

[rabbit]
You notti rabbit... wakakaka

Rycerain said...

LOL. that's a good one~
a lesson to parents: lock your doors before having activities inside~

Kenny Ng said...

[rycerain]
Hahaha... you were right! Lock the door and on project!

Neo said...

Haha... you drew that pic ah? :) 18sxxxx!

Kenny Ng said...

[neo]
No... i search from google... kekeke

clement said...

walaueh... this is funny. then which part of men goes first?

Kenny Ng said...

[clement]
Errrr... That one I dunno lor. If u did before u'll know.

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