A Mat Rempit lost his left arm in his illegal motorbike racing, when he woke up from the operation, he only realized that he lost his left arm, he was so sad because he can't go for illegal motorbike racing anymore, he decided to suicide by jump down from the roof top of hospital.
The doctors and nurses were so panic and called all rescue team come to rescue him, the rescue person tried to persuade him not to suicide, but the Mat Rempit still wants to die. After few hours persuade, he still decided wants to jump down.
Suddenly got one old man with armless running through the road, Mat Rempit saw that old man seems to be so happy without both hand, running, jumping and shaking his butt all the way. So, Mat Rempit decided to see that old man and ask him how can he live so happily without both arms?
Then he ran down to the street and look for that old man, all rescue team were so relief because he is not suicide anymore. That Mat Rempit finally met that old man, so he started ask the old man how can he lives so happy?
Mat Rempit: Eh... you old man!
Old Man: Yes, young boy... Wassup?
Mat Rempit: I want to know your secret lah...
Old Man: What secret?
Mat Rempit: How can you live so happy without your 2 arms?
Old Man: Am I look happy?
Mat Rempit: Yes lah... just now I saw you running, jumping and shake your boom boom somemore... tell me how lah?
Old Man: Oh!!!... I wasn't happy lah...
Mat Rempit: Then why you look so happy just now?
Old Man: Haiyah... just now my balls were so itchy lah, I got no hand to scratch my balls so I have to run, jump and shake my butt to relief my itchy balls lor...
Mat Rempit: ....................
Doink~~~~~~~~~!!!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
20 comments:
ai si ! ahahhahah this sikui kenny` hahahahahhahaha
Real KLANG KLANG moment, eh? LOL!!!
kakakakaka! tell that old man to rub against a tree, like them animals!!
Kakakaka, you farnie fella lah.
Lol..i think after he listened to the old man,he straight commit suicide le..hehe..
hahahaha...it's funny!
[a^ben]
hahaha... dun call me sikui la...
[lb]
what is klang klang?
[may]
if like that too obvious la, ppl tot he so desperate until ush ush the tree... LOL
[firehorse]
thanks
[de pianist]
i think he'll 'kek' until die... LOL
[maverick]
thanks
ask that old man go road divider n rub thre till skin peel off lagi syok...
Wahahaha..dis is a funny one.
can lick the balls ma...tats wat liucas do....lol..opps too much details.....
Now this is really funny!
And... I don't think that man can reach his balls with his tongue bor winn.
wei run around can help 1 meh? go find a stick or something protruding out and jolok it la... oops..getting more obscene already...
CIS~
YAO SI AH NI!~~
y not rub against a wall??oops ..somehow that doesn sound too right 'x'
[ah nel]
u always did that? LOL...
[aceone]
u volunteer lor... i dunwan lah.. kakakak
[ellone]
thanks... hope u not pengsan.. kekeke
[winn]
ask ur liucas lick for him lor... LOL
[nonnie]
hehehe... old man bone must be too hard n cannot bent down right? kekekeke
[K:ynno:D]
hahaha... he got no hands how to get a stick? unless he go find a tree lor... kekeke
[pink cotton]
rub against wall? LOL... sound like... errrrr too desperate? wakakakakakaka
It's been very hard to access into bloggers these days due to Taiwan's earth quake. I can't even update a new post, very sorry about that.
Anyway, I'll be hiatus until 2nd Jan 2007. Wishing u all a very Happy New Year~~~!!!
eh can use lulian skin or lammutan skin to scratch. The steps are very the simple one, just put on the floor, lie on your front and move up and down motion and you not only get to satisfy that itchiness but also as balls massage.
HAhahhahha wow thanks for the laugh! ^.^
[the lazy bloghead]
aiyooo... liulian ah? can die 1 lor... unless his balls' skin thick la... kekeke
[huei]
hahaha... u r welcome.
[simple american]
Thanks... old man got old bone, so he can't bent down n lick his balls mah... wakakakaka
OMG.. i was thinking issit another Mat Rempit's case.. mantau .. it's scracthing balls !! LOL !! farnie...
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