A Mat Rempit lost his left arm in his illegal motorbike racing, when he woke up from the operation, he only realized that he lost his left arm, he was so sad because he can't go for illegal motorbike racing anymore, he decided to suicide by jump down from the roof top of hospital.
The doctors and nurses were so panic and called all rescue team come to rescue him, the rescue person tried to persuade him not to suicide, but the Mat Rempit still wants to die. After few hours persuade, he still decided wants to jump down.
Suddenly got one old man with armless running through the road, Mat Rempit saw that old man seems to be so happy without both hand, running, jumping and shaking his butt all the way. So, Mat Rempit decided to see that old man and ask him how can he live so happily without both arms?
Then he ran down to the street and look for that old man, all rescue team were so relief because he is not suicide anymore. That Mat Rempit finally met that old man, so he started ask the old man how can he lives so happy?
Mat Rempit: Eh... you old man!
Old Man: Yes, young boy... Wassup?
Mat Rempit: I want to know your secret lah...
Old Man: What secret?
Mat Rempit: How can you live so happy without your 2 arms?
Old Man: Am I look happy?
Mat Rempit: Yes lah... just now I saw you running, jumping and shake your boom boom somemore... tell me how lah?
Old Man: Oh!!!... I wasn't happy lah...
Mat Rempit: Then why you look so happy just now?
Old Man: Haiyah... just now my balls were so itchy lah, I got no hand to scratch my balls so I have to run, jump and shake my butt to relief my itchy balls lor...
Mat Rempit: ....................