There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
39 comments:
Wahahahaha...
Remind me to make sure no girl talk to you when you sunbath...
Don't want to end up sending you to the emergency room
Muahahaha
bo bak ciu khuar...
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kids nowadays =p nv pray pray with birds..haha..
Then what will you answer if next time your boy boy or girl girl ask you where does baby comes from leh?
:P
isit you the unlucky guy do now u warn us??? ;D
[zeroimpact] yalah... dun cheat on siu muimui ok? kekeke
[angel] is that u when u were small? kekekeke.
[ang gu gu] nv pray pray with birds then pray wat ler? LOL
[nonnie] eerrr... u r teacher u shud know better, how? can tell me ah? LOL
[aceone] tenkiu tenkiu... kekeke
[ah nel] nah... not me, i nv been sunbath. mine 1 still strong, fresh, flexible and like showroom condition... kekeke
OMG! Kenny yr bird bird okay or not?
eh why u update ah..i kenot see in my blogrolling thing that u're updated wan?
urs still sotong,press,sexible like showroom as showroom mia soft like cotton... :P
don't play play :D
yer so hamsap wan. wa tak faham. tolong explain in detail?
[sasha] sure still ok la... that man is not me la... LOL
why i update? i feel wan update mah update lor... cannot see my update ah? maybe ur blogrolling sot sot dei kua... LOL
[ah nel] KNN u... LOL
[chen] better tell ur all guys fren about it... kekeke.
[winn] tak faham ah? ask ah nel explain la... he expert. kekekeke
Say Papa Mama love each other very much that's why got little baby lor.
[nonnie] LOL... do u think it works?
sounds painful. lol
hahhahaha omg poor thing
[ikanbilis] u experienced b4? LOL
[pisang] i dunno lor... u try ask any lady... kekekeke
[nyokk] so better tell ur guys friend not to say it to small little gal ok? kekeke
[simple american] never fall asleep at the bitch... yes! coz if tsunami happen also dunno. don't call bird then call what? we here all call bird la... LOL
now betul betu lan(broken) jiao liao!
awww...i cant wait on our meeting up to see ur soft toy....awww awww...showroom...awww... LOL
Your picture is on my blog!!! *GASP*
;)
Kakak!
Aiyaaa.... my son ahh.. he asked me, "Ur kote big or not?" haiyaaa.. kids nowadays ahh.. manyak susah mau jawab!
not really. thankfully never experienced anything as such but i get freaked out with stuff like these... geez.. lol
Ouch...i think i can imagine how the bird and the eggs in pain...
That's a good one Kenny!
Can u give more jokes... I need to relieve stress!!!!
[ah pek] yalor... really broken liao. LOL
[ah nel] behave ah... if u lidat i gonna sell u in KL... kekeke
[titoki] oh... tenkiu!
[pisang] errr... u ask any gals see how they answer la... :P
[splashmilk] funny leh?
[lan rambai] jadi, u ada jawab tak? cakap la, bila sudah dewasa, bodan jadi besar, itu bird pun mesti jadi besar la. kekeke
[ikanbilis] so next time dun simply say is a bird ok? kekeke
[shea speare] u experienced b4 ah? kekekeke
[maverick] tq sir! yes sir! will come up more jokes, not only relieve ur stress, myself too. Have a good day.
If the little girl asked you, what would your answer be?
i think the man is lying. he proly said, "hei girl, can help to play with this bird while i sleep?"
kesian little bird...
[king's wife] errr... i oso dunno, any idea?
[nyonyapenang] LOL... good imagination
[mirror] then u go save the bird la... :P
dis guy cannot pakai one lah.
girl playplay until spit also got no feeling one ah , how can !
i was laughing like hell when i read this...
Muahahahahaha!!!
[tonixe] i think he was in wet dream... LOL
[iwan sanchez] thanks for dropping by... :)
Bird meh? I thought its a one-eyed snake, no? LOL
[cocka] is it? i thought it shud called cocka? LOL :P
Heehee..I already taught my 7 yr old that 'Girls have vaginas and boys have penises"...
I hope she didn't chant this in school...
[kat] hi, thanks for dropping by... haha, it's good u taught ur children earlier... if not ah, u know la... LOL
ganaznya this girl, you sure is a girl (under 16) or some sadistic female (like me, BDSM queen) eh? She got potential, will take her under me as my murid, 10 years later she can inherit my dungeon, my whips and all my slaves, muahahahahahaha.
[violet-s] sai mm sai ah? LOL... like that next time i not dare yam char with u lor... :P
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