Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Don't Ever Lie To Kids

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

43 comments:

zeroimpact said...

Wahahahaha...
Remind me to make sure no girl talk to you when you sunbath...
Don't want to end up sending you to the emergency room
Muahahaha

angel said...

bo bak ciu khuar...
--__--"

Ang Gu Gu said...

kids nowadays =p nv pray pray with birds..haha..

Anonymous said...

Then what will you answer if next time your boy boy or girl girl ask you where does baby comes from leh?

:P

AceOne said...

wakakaka...baik mia stori.

ah nel said...

isit you the unlucky guy do now u warn us??? ;D

Kenny Ng said...

[zeroimpact] yalah... dun cheat on siu muimui ok? kekeke

[angel] is that u when u were small? kekekeke.

[ang gu gu] nv pray pray with birds then pray wat ler? LOL

[nonnie] eerrr... u r teacher u shud know better, how? can tell me ah? LOL

[aceone] tenkiu tenkiu... kekeke

[ah nel] nah... not me, i nv been sunbath. mine 1 still strong, fresh, flexible and like showroom condition... kekeke

Anonymous said...

OMG! Kenny yr bird bird okay or not?

eh why u update ah..i kenot see in my blogrolling thing that u're updated wan?

ah nel said...

urs still sotong,press,sexible like showroom as showroom mia soft like cotton... :P

Chen said...

don't play play :D

Winn said...

yer so hamsap wan. wa tak faham. tolong explain in detail?

Kenny Ng said...

[sasha] sure still ok la... that man is not me la... LOL
why i update? i feel wan update mah update lor... cannot see my update ah? maybe ur blogrolling sot sot dei kua... LOL

[ah nel] KNN u... LOL

[chen] better tell ur all guys fren about it... kekeke.

[winn] tak faham ah? ask ah nel explain la... he expert. kekekeke

Anonymous said...

Say Papa Mama love each other very much that's why got little baby lor.

Kenny Ng said...

[nonnie] LOL... do u think it works?

ikanbilis said...

sounds painful. lol

pisang said...

what if a boy come and ask the naked lady "whats under the paper?

Nyokk said...

hahhahaha omg poor thing

Simple American said...

Morale is never fall asleep at the bitch or don't call a cock a bird?

Kenny Ng said...

[ikanbilis] u experienced b4? LOL

[pisang] i dunno lor... u try ask any lady... kekekeke

[nyokk] so better tell ur guys friend not to say it to small little gal ok? kekeke

[simple american] never fall asleep at the bitch... yes! coz if tsunami happen also dunno. don't call bird then call what? we here all call bird la... LOL

ah pek said...

now betul betu lan(broken) jiao liao!

ah nel said...
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ah nel said...

awww...i cant wait on our meeting up to see ur soft toy....awww awww...showroom...awww... LOL

titoki said...

Your picture is on my blog!!! *GASP*

;)

pisang said...

well what does happen if a boy come and ask to naked lady that cover her body with cloth or paper?

splashmilk said...

Kakak!

Lan Rambai said...

Aiyaaa.... my son ahh.. he asked me, "Ur kote big or not?" haiyaaa.. kids nowadays ahh.. manyak susah mau jawab!

ikanbilis said...

not really. thankfully never experienced anything as such but i get freaked out with stuff like these... geez.. lol

shea speare said...

Ouch...i think i can imagine how the bird and the eggs in pain...

Maverick SM said...

That's a good one Kenny!

Can u give more jokes... I need to relieve stress!!!!

Kenny Ng said...

[ah pek] yalor... really broken liao. LOL

[ah nel] behave ah... if u lidat i gonna sell u in KL... kekeke

[titoki] oh... tenkiu!

[pisang] errr... u ask any gals see how they answer la... :P

[splashmilk] funny leh?

[lan rambai] jadi, u ada jawab tak? cakap la, bila sudah dewasa, bodan jadi besar, itu bird pun mesti jadi besar la. kekeke

[ikanbilis] so next time dun simply say is a bird ok? kekeke

[shea speare] u experienced b4 ah? kekekeke

[maverick] tq sir! yes sir! will come up more jokes, not only relieve ur stress, myself too. Have a good day.

King's wife said...

If the little girl asked you, what would your answer be?

nyonyapenang said...

i think the man is lying. he proly said, "hei girl, can help to play with this bird while i sleep?"

mirror said...

kesian little bird...

Kenny Ng said...

[king's wife] errr... i oso dunno, any idea?

[nyonyapenang] LOL... good imagination

[mirror] then u go save the bird la... :P

toniXe said...

dis guy cannot pakai one lah.

girl playplay until spit also got no feeling one ah , how can !

Iwan Sanchez said...

i was laughing like hell when i read this...
Muahahahahaha!!!

Kenny Ng said...

[tonixe] i think he was in wet dream... LOL

[iwan sanchez] thanks for dropping by... :)

Cocka Doodle said...

Bird meh? I thought its a one-eyed snake, no? LOL

Kenny Ng said...

[cocka] is it? i thought it shud called cocka? LOL :P

kat said...

Heehee..I already taught my 7 yr old that 'Girls have vaginas and boys have penises"...
I hope she didn't chant this in school...

Kenny Ng said...

[kat] hi, thanks for dropping by... haha, it's good u taught ur children earlier... if not ah, u know la... LOL

Violet-S said...

ganaznya this girl, you sure is a girl (under 16) or some sadistic female (like me, BDSM queen) eh? She got potential, will take her under me as my murid, 10 years later she can inherit my dungeon, my whips and all my slaves, muahahahahahaha.

Kenny Ng said...

[violet-s] sai mm sai ah? LOL... like that next time i not dare yam char with u lor... :P

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