Thursday, August 10, 2006

Stupid Robbers

This morning I was driving towards Ampang to attend my final day course, during stucked in the traffic jam, I was so bored then switch on my radio and listening to Traxx Fm 'The Morning Express' tok crap la... They were toking about local newspaper headline news la... got one news I was really laugh alone in my car, my next cars driver all looking at me, why this fella laugh alone? Must be gila one, I dun care... I was just laugh n laugh then I felt shame not coz I laugh... but the news. Because hor... this news will spread to whole world, and people will laugh at us.

The news was about got three men tried to rob a bank ATM machine with a fishing net at Bukit Mertajam!!! That really dem near to my hometown... I was wondering, what kind of kung fu they use? Fishing net also can catch ATM machine? If like dat I wan to do oso ler... Ok... the story begins like this, about 3am there got a lorry and a pick-up truck infront of the bank, then they threw the fishing net over the machine and tied one end of the rope and the other end to the two vehicles, then they pulled the the machine off by using that two vehicles, the machine fell off on the floor then through glass wall and down from 1st floor to ground floor. The crashing sound waken up the Pak Guard. After that they only reliased it's a cheque deposit machine... not ATM la... wakakaka.


See the pic above... it's a cheque deposit machine. I belief this news will spread to the world... sigh... luckily they never paid the parking coupon over there when they park the two vehicles... if not all will laugh till tears come out... WAKAKAKAKA!!!

13 comments:

AceOne said...

wuahaha..real sohai robbers. they should have survey first la, 'mang chung chung'!! betui sohai mai robbers.!!

Ang Gu Gu said...

hahaha..>SO HAI....so stupid de...aiyaa..abit also not like me

Lina said...

funny lur~

Lan Rambai said...

HAHAHAHA... stupid robbers. Go to school but never learn!

ah nel said...

lucky they didnt salah aiming d pak guard...lol

Nonnie King said...

Hehe. I know there are people who actually deposit cash into those machines and cause errors! Muahhaha

Kenny Ng said...

aceone: yalor... dem 9 sohai.

ang gu gu: i know... coz u use fishing rod... not net... kekeke

lina: tenkiu... tenkiu

lan rambai: skool teacher never teach them... not in the silibus la

ah nel: if kena the pak guard... he will lost his pants n underwear... kekeke

king: really ahhh?? kakakaka... another sohai

Keropok said...

Haha... who the heck are those sohais!!!

Phoarr... I am a huge Pink Floyd fan, brudder... Golmour rocks!!!

Kenny Ng said...

keropok: so glad to know another huge Pink Floyd fan... they r still rock! Heard that they gonna do another reunion to tribute Syd Barrett... Can't wait for it!

Anak Merdeka said...

Stupid ones will think of stupid ways to rob the bank.

The smart ones borrow millions from frens and buy shares gerenti to go up in value.

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

i think is wile E. coyote from the road runner show.

or that robbers kanot read... cheque

De Pianist said...

read this news before..pretty funny..lol..they never seen an ATM machine before,i guess.what more using a fishing net to steal a machine..what a 'great' fisher they are!

Kenny Ng said...

anak merdeka: u r right... that's the professional ways.

pisang goreng 115,nf: that place too much 'kampung' people ma... they only think all are cash machine.

de panist: yalor... now days hard to catch fish... so they catch 'cheque' machine lor... wakakaka

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