Monday, August 14, 2006

Ah Beng Looking For Wife

*Source: My Email

Just for pleasure... I think you might read it before from somewhere...

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.

The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
Ahuey - Telephonist
Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of

chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?

Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most

Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy

Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!

Ahkew : Why dunwan?

Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!" Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!

Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian

Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say "
WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?

Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?

Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say "BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!" (in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!


*PS.: For those wanna see the original version with pic, please go to wingz's rojaks blog at


Lan Rambai said...

Aiyyaa.. nowadays hard to find girl like that ma... most bus no more conductor laaaa

Wingz said...

hehe this joke i got it forwarded back to me in forwarded mail also ... nah this is the ori version siap with pics sommo :P

Kenny Ng said...

lan rambai: joke saje la... women bus driver ada di KL mah... kekeke but I tak nak la.

wingz: soli ah I reposted ur joke, I just wanna let those never read ur this blog to read it. tenkiu for the ori version.

Wingz said...

eh dun worry ler brader ... actually it felt kinda nice also to see my jokes very well circulated hahaha ... i m happy bout it no nid to apologise ler pls ... we brader brader tarak kira wan mah ngam mou?

Kenny Ng said...

very da ngam!!! good brader! make people laff laff is good oso ma.

ah nel said...

u anytime kam n get wat u wan...haha...i hope some of my joke can make ur readers hapi...

Kenny Ng said...

ah nel: thanks... really so 'kam tong' with u all braders so kind to me. cheers!!!

AceOne said...

wuahh!!! Masok deeper..Deeper la..ada tempat lagi masok dalam lagiii!!!


Nyokk said...

hahahhha i never read b4 damn funny wei

old beng said...

Thought me heard my name being mentioned, then see properly is Ah Beng not Old Beng. Keep writing more funny posts :)

Kenny Ng said...

nyokk: hehe... thanks.

old beng: sure i will...

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