Saturday, August 05, 2006

Road Signs Story...




This story begins with Ah Tu was riding his motorcycle for chick hunting...









Suddenly he saw a nice big tits lady...








Then they started conversation... Ah Tu showing off all his 'buaya' kung fu to that lady...








That lady started 'high' with Ah Tu and going to get ready...








Then she tried to open her right leg to seduce Ah Tu... Ah Tu was trying to control himself so bad...








She straight away open her both leg!!! Ah Tu see liao cannot tahan already...







Then Ah Tu straight away went into it....









During that time... she meassured his length... (Wow!!! sure or not?)








... and his weight... (walao eh...!!!) Then Ah Tu sang... 'Don't Worry... Be Happy' and 'He Ain't Heavy... He's My Brother'~~~~~







Then they were trying out with various positions...








... and also macam-macam speed...









Until to the end....









Suddenly... she shouted: STOP!!!










She said she forgot to take the pils...








Ah Tu felt so potong stim... then he went back...









After nine months... suddenly Ah Tu received a call from hospital...









He was told he become a daddy already...









He was so shock and felt his whole world were collapse...








In the end... he decided not to ride his bike anymore... he just walk...






Wakakakakakaka!!!!!

14 comments:

AceOne said...

Wuahahaha..New JPJ road sign ka? Lidat got to take the test again ler!!

Ang Gu Gu said...

lol.. =) love ur new post man..can copy? im on vacation a while lately cause no mood blogging..taking few days off =)
don mind i copy and put its from u rite? hehee...

Kenny Ng said...

aceone: haha... if JPJ change the road sign meaning... we all mati lor

ang gu gu: sure u can copy... good thing must share share ma... but not gf or wife ah!!! that 1 cannot share... kekeke. Have a nice vacation!

Ang Gu Gu said...

hahaa...thanks ya -0 actually i been through very tough days ..so tot wanna take a few days off...so will like to share good tings wif ppl also =0 u have good tings here..haha..so feel like sharing...

wife and gf ar?? loL! ppl share wif me but i don share wif ppl only..hahaha...u 2 maN! don lose ur humour!~ hahaa..

Tenacious T said...

Good one man. :D

So I see you're a guitar freak. I'm all rusty by now. Used to learn from friends during my varsity days. It's been too long...

Kenny Ng said...

Ang Gu Gu: true la... sometimes we need to off for few days... like ppl said rest is to go more further (in chinese). U so keng!!! ppl can share gf/wife with u... i wan a gf also talak la. ok man... keep on joking, i won't lose my humour. thanks!

Tenacious T: Thanks man... yes i'm guitar freak but i'm not a good guitarist la... no worry, u still can do it, come we jamming some Tenacious D songs... kekeke

Nyokk said...

good one lol

Ang Gu Gu said...

nP man =) with u around joking with me cheer up my life..hahaha =) god bless the joker online..sometimes i think those making funny stuff and funs online..ppl thought they are funny..they wan attention..but funny ppl are always the sadest one sumtimes..u tink im funny? lol..i might be..i toks crapz..but i make my blog until today...no one come in and know the reason of the blog..no 1 understand also =) actually it doesnt matters lar..lOl ...who cares about it..hehee

*tok crapz again me, sorry*

Kenny Ng said...

nyokk: thanks... hope u really enjoy it

ang gu gu: i like to laugh.. that's y make lots of jokes... anyway i also same as u... got many sadness behind, i dunwan to express it coz dunwan other ppl also feel sad. I like to make people happy... but i can't even cheer myself most of the time. I'm not making any attention from others... i just be myself. no worry, my blog is to crapz... just crapz as u can... kekeke. dun care people understand ur blog or not... treat it as ur own journal or dairy lor... just like me... for siok sendiri... kekeke.

cheers!!!

Nyokk said...

yes yes I did hehe :D

The Horny Bitch said...

Too bad I dunno the nurse leh..

Sasha said...

:) I Like the way you link everything..Very FUnny!

Kenny Ng said...

nyokk: good... hehehe

the horny bitch: i was just joking... :P

sasha: thanks... :)

Ang Gu Gu said...

[kenny] diu lor =p i wrongly deleted the email that u send me the kenny c*ck...how? LOL! mind to resend de mah..haha..clumsy me~

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