1st Round – To make the elephant sit down
Mike Tyson quickly run to the back of the elephant and started use his most powderful left hand to punch the rear legs… he punched… n punched… that elephant still standing. He can’t tahan oledi then full swing his left arm to punch… suddenly crrracccckkk!!!~~~~ He broke his left arm.
Wong Fei Hong and Ah Beng were laughing non stop at a corner. Then comes to Wong Fei Hong’s turn… he jumps up and use his trademark ‘Fatt San Mou Yeng Kiok’ (No Shadow Kick) wachachachacha…. bubur chacha… char koay teow la… and you know wat? That elephant still standing la… and Wong Fei Hong broke his both legs!!!
Ah Beng was so worried… he dunno wat to do oledi… he just pusing around the elephant… suddenly he got an idea!!! He run towards backside of that elephant and squizzzze the elephant’s balls!!! That elephant cannot tahan and finally… it sats down!!! So… 1st
2nd Round – To make the elephant shake it’s head
Mike Tyson got no more choice, only can use his right hand now… he punched… slapped… kuchi kuchi… mit mit that elephant’s face, it still dunwan shake it’s head… then he damn tulan oledi and puched the head kuat kuat, guess wat? That elephant still dunwan shake it’s head and Mike Tyson broke his right hand pula…. kesiannya…..
Wong Fei Hong pula only left his two hands to beat it. He have to use ‘Tai Chi’ kung fu pula… then broke his both hand, that elephant still dunwan shake it’s head… finally he use Zidane’s trademark ‘Titt Tao Kung’… till his head bleeding also cannot…
Now… Ah Beng was so confident oledi… he walked near to the elephantand talked something on it… suddenly that elephant shakes it’s head!!! So…
During the discussion between three of them… Mike Tyson and Wong Fei Hong asked Ah Beng how he did it, wat he talk about to the elephant? Ah Beng answered… aiyooo… you all dunno ah? Easy only mah… I just asked that elephant “Do you wan me squizzzzze your balls again?” then that elephant mah shakes it’s head lor and said DUNWAN!!!… DUNWAN!!!