Monday, August 14, 2006

Malaysia vs USA vs China

Once upon a time, there had a tight fight who’s the strongest between Malaysia, USA and China. So one day… they decided to have a fair fight to see who’s the strongest by beaten up an elephant!!!


So… USA quickly send Mike Tyson to represent the country. China pula send Wong Fei Hong. Then comes to Malaysia… really no idea who to send… no one seems to be stronger than two of them… finally they korek korek and send Ah Beng to represent Malaysia!!!

1st Round – To make the elephant sit down

Mike Tyson quickly run to the back of the elephant and started use his most powderful left hand to punch the rear legs… he punched… n punched… that elephant still standing. He can’t tahan oledi then full swing his left arm to punch… suddenly crrracccckkk!!!~~~~ He broke his left arm.


Wong Fei Hong and Ah Beng were laughing non stop at a corner. Then comes to Wong Fei Hong’s turn… he jumps up and use his trademark ‘Fatt San Mou Yeng Kiok’ (No Shadow Kick) wachachachacha…. bubur chacha… char koay teow la… and you know wat? That elephant still standing la… and Wong Fei Hong broke his both legs!!!


Ah Beng was so worried… he dunno wat to do oledi… he just pusing around the elephant… suddenly he got an idea!!! He run towards backside of that elephant and squizzzze the elephant’s balls!!! That elephant cannot tahan and finally… it sats down!!! So… 1st round Malaysia won!!! Hurrraayyy!!!

2nd Round – To make the elephant shake it’s head

Mike Tyson got no more choice, only can use his right hand now… he punched… slapped… kuchi kuchi… mit mit that elephant’s face, it still dunwan shake it’s head… then he damn tulan oledi and puched the head kuat kuat, guess wat? That elephant still dunwan shake it’s head and Mike Tyson broke his right hand pula…. kesiannya…..


Wong Fei Hong pula only left his two hands to beat it. He have to use ‘Tai Chi’ kung fu pula… then broke his both hand, that elephant still dunwan shake it’s head… finally he use Zidane’s trademark ‘Titt Tao Kung’… till his head bleeding also cannot…


Now… Ah Beng was so confident oledi… he walked near to the elephantand talked something on it… suddenly that elephant shakes it’s head!!! So… Malaysia won again and the final result… Malaysia the strongest!!!

Disccusion

During the discussion between three of them… Mike Tyson and Wong Fei Hong asked Ah Beng how he did it, wat he talk about to the elephant? Ah Beng answered… aiyooo… you all dunno ah? Easy only mah… I just asked that elephant “Do you wan me squizzzzze your balls again?” then that elephant mah shakes it’s head lor and said DUNWAN!!!DUNWAN!!!

WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

19 comments:

Ang Gu Gu said...

haha..kenny kenny... =p

u wan me squizzzzeee urs? or else hand me all ur money

MAMARISYIA said...

hahahaha...manalah lu dapat cerita ni kenny...sakit perut aku gelak!!

Kenny Ng said...

ang gu gu: sei zai bao, i left few ringgit only u oso wan? come take it la... my balls more important than money... kekeke

mamarisyia: cerita ni I dapat masa zaman sekolah la... masa tu I gelak sampai nangis jugak... hehehe.

ah nel said...

cool joke...keep it up so ebelibodi hapi ebeliday... ;)

say left few ringgit...if piaomei kam duno whre d money kam later...lol...

De Pianist said...

hahaha..the joke is funny!lol..

Nyokk said...

lol like that also can hahahha

Kenny Ng said...

ah nel: sure i will try my best la... sometimes i will moody too... cant think so much jokes to make everyone happy.

I dun play with piao mei 1 la... wanna get into trouble meh?

de pianist: 10q 10q... hope u enjoy it

nyokk: can la.. u can try on ur bf and see... kekekeke

ah nel said...

life is lyk tat as whre got ebliday hapi...u no jokes,maybe i got or else visit sifu blog...rojaks daily...hehe

me too...sked c those piao mei as they really can dig all of ur cashi...

~TheAngel~ said...

hahaha...good one :)

Lan Rambai said...

www.. so cleber ahh that elefan.. can understand ah beng.. or is it ah beng can speak elefenish hahahaha

Kenny Ng said...

ah nel: haha... u r right, anyway... sifu rojaks blog more killer than mine.

U oso sked of piaomei ah? good la.

~theangel~: tenkiu tenkiu...

lan rambai: i think ah beng can speak elefenish kua... hahaha

Sasha said...

Muahahaha Tats a good one!

Ang Gu Gu said...

hiakz...ang gu gu was here..update ar kenny..i wait until fatt mou also =P~~

ah nel said...

i nvr interested in any piaomei o any chicks from clubbing area...sked of them...

Kenny Ng said...

[sasha] tenkiu... i still got lot more my old days joke... but dunno how to write it out. My yingeris very teruk la.

[ang gu gu] haha... u fatt mou or fatt hao?

[ah nel] same here... i never stay close with those gals... to me they r scary than ghosts.

LP said...

Hahaah...very funny

OMG said...

Nice Jokes
Malaysia Boleh

Kenny Ng said...

[lp] thanks

[omg] yah... memang boleh!... hehehe

Anonymous said...

sooo funny




lol

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