Friday, October 05, 2007

Vibrator

More than 10 years ago when I first time stepped into a construction site for my industrial training in Penang, I was so blur blur about construction equipment term used in the construction sites. Every terms I used were based on books or the actual name, but it doesn't work for me.

One day, I was supervising concrete casting on a site, then I saw the workers just pour the concrete into foundation without using vibrator to compact the concrete, so I called those workers... Oik! Mana vibrator?! (Where is the vibrator?!), then all the workers looked at me with a weird look and never bother what I was asking about.

I was so pissed off and went to told the manager, then the manager came to me and brought me to the location again to see what happened. He then tapped on my shoulder and told me... young man, listen carefully and learn from me ok? Then he shouted... Oik! Mana lanjiao?! (Where is the dick?!), the workers quickly grab the vibrator and poke into concrete to compact it nicely.

Concrete Vibrator

After I think back, it's quite practical to use this term, try think about it, I think dildo must be copy this 'vibrator' concept for female pleasure, am I right? Kekekeke...

:P

30 comments:

pinksterz said...

wahahahahaha...this is my first laugh of the day! xD

yenjai.net said...

So much to learn in life :P

marsha said...

wah...learn something new everyday! vibrator....dick....lanjiao.....

i like the train of thought!

clement said...

they really use that term? ha ha, i still see people use stick to stir for compaction...

erinalaw said...

Woi! Which comp you go for your training and which manager tell u that har? Hunza? Belleview? Pernas? Ivory?

janicepa said...

hahaha... tht vibrator is huge !!.. die lor.. the cabai..

Maverick SM said...

You are right. That is construction world's language. But use that word in the site when concreting only; don't use it in meetings...hehehehe.

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

what term they use in dubai?
can tell kar?

moz monster said...

That vibrator ... is for female dinosaurs is it ?

Kenny Ng said...

[pinksterz]
Glad that can make u laugh :D

[yenjai.net]
Ha... yes, still got a thing have to learn which I never done b4 :P

[marsha]
Haha... U like it? Train of Thought from Dream Theater? I like this album very much :)

[clement]
If u go any construction site in Malaysia they are using this term, check it out.

[erinalaw]
Haha... every company also using this term, no bluff you.

[janicepa]
Wakakaka... the vibration also damn strong until can shake your house, wanna try? :P

[maverick]
Haha... u are the most understand it, yeah... I never use that term in the meeting, else sure being kicked out.

[pisang goreng]
Dubai very straight forward, it calls concrete vibrator.

[moz monster]
For monster lor.. wakakakakaka.

erinalaw said...

So, which construction or property comp you have work with last time in penang? Maybe, we see each other b4 leh. Me also from property & construction industry b4 mar.

tanalan2 said...

Luckily he never shove it up your 'u know where' !!!

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaha!
dun know the pleasure of vibrator lah.. hahahahaha!!

Kenny Ng said...

[erinalaw]
I work with a consultants firm b4 in Penang, GTP Consultants S/B heard before?

[tanalan2]
If were you then you'll show up ah? LOL

[iwan]
Then try it out, then let me know ok? LOL

FireHorse said...

Wah those workers' ego must be very big hor if they equal their lanjiao to the vibrator ting.

may said...

kakaka! I didn't know they used that term in construction. those workers ahhh... *shakes head*

Will said...

how come they didn't name the concrete as the female organ? or did they? :P

13th Panda said...

OMG~

ROFL!!!!!

_butt said...

LMAO!!

really ah? this is definitely the first time I heard of this. Interesting. :P

erinalaw said...

GTP? Goyang TekTek Pompuan? Kahahah............. Never leh. Have not come across this consultant yet. I were wit Hunza Group last time

babyfiona said...

keh keh keh, this is funny. No other name for that thing?

Princess Eileen said...

wuuu.... like that lar... I go construction site and say I wanna see lanjiao.... but I am sure I see other things :S

Anak Merdeka said...

Hahaha! I first heard this joke from my husband who's in the industry. This really does seem to be the standard reference, eh?? LOL

Kenny Ng said...

[firehorse]
Haha... that different meaning la.

[may]
I can say many of construction terms related to this kinda explanation, I better not telling here all... haha

[will]
Concrete is concrete.

[13th panda]
Geng leh? haha

[_butt]
Not only u 1st time, many also.

[erinalaw]
Oh... Hunza Land, last time I got apply job there but never call me up.

[babyfiona]
Errr... I think no more other names for it.

[princess eileen]
Haha... of course la, u said u want to see mah, sure they open it for u to see lor... wakakaka

[anak merdeka]
Yeah, I think it's become MS (Malaysian Standard) lor, can put into SIRIM already... wakakaka.

Huei said...

ahahhahahha

looks more like lanjiau!!

Kenny Ng said...

[huei]
Yeah... looks like it hor? :P

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

KAKAKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!

HILARIOUS!!! LOL!!!

Kenny Ng said...

[purple~mushroom]
Geng leh? kekeke

Elizebeth D.L. said...

Shit lah u, I thought you really talking about those "vibrator".

Kenny Ng said...

[elizebeth d.l.]
Wakakaka... u dirty lah... :P

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