The old man stared at the young man... Whenever the young man looked, the old man was staring at him. Then the young man cannot tahan (stand) already and asked the old man sarcastically...
Young Man : Stare what stare?! What's the matter with you OLD MAN?! Never done anything wild in your life?
Then the old man replied...
Old Man : YOUNG MAN! I remember I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son.
Young Man : ................. (fainted)
WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
19 comments:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
peacock son eh??? KKKK!!!!
LOL... good one.. short and straight to the point!
but i still can't imagine the old man f*cking the poor peacock...
Peacock = only accept cocks the size of peas?
my dear... peacocks don't lay eggs, the peahens do... which means that that man must've been gay, and the boy is not his son! *grin*
This is the joke u r tokking abt tat day !! :P
*giggle* at May's comment :P
Technically it's peahen, but let's not take anything away from that joke, though I've heard it before. :-)
Young Man :my father nickname PeeCocka worrr!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
aiyo.. laugh until sakit perut.. kakakaka
now it's time to tell..
who is the oldman jek?? i wana know!!! hahah =P
[kyh]
Haha... peacock is a male la... how to born a baby?
[rycerain]
Hahaha... your idea killer, only accept cock size of peas... I laugh till so loud.
[simple american]
Thanks
[may]
You hit it! that old man was drunk ma, so he thought peacock is female.
[chen]
Yeah... that's it.
[gallivanter]
You were right, that only a joke and I heard it quite some time ago. Anyway... for animals male always look better than female, that's why many misunderstand thought the look better one is female... LOL
[ah nel]
I'm sure not your father
[_butt]
Eh eh... control, later you lai si I dunno lor... LOL
[heui]
Hahaha... I also dunno... I just know we all are Young Man! :P
[keropok]
Haha... yalor, drunk until like that.
Shiattttttttttttttttttttttt like dat also can? Wakakakkaka
if peacock the son hair like peacock...if hippo then the son mar only got 4 teeth??
muahahhaha!
Hhahahah! This is really funny. Unexpectedly funny!
Wahahaha...
bwahahahaa... peacock egg good onot?!
[sasha]
Cannn... everything also can... LOL
[ckyeo]
hahaha... i dunno lor, u ask hippo and see? :P
[nonnie]
Haha... u thought a serious story ah?
[kah wee]
ngek ngek ngek
[ah pek]
errrr... must ask that old man la... LOL
OMFG!!!!
bro, u never failed to make me laugh!!!!
hahahaha!!!
this is a very good one!!!!
wakakakaaaaaaaaa this is really good!!!
haha... u owez make ppl laugh when read urs blogs labelled as 18sx n funny.. tat the 1 reason .. i addicted to read ur blog.. when stressed, the joke really make ppl lupa they stress bcoz can laugh until lupak liaw ....
[iwan]
Really ah? Thanks alot bro...
[sun,moon&star]
Thanks :)
[annie]
Haha... thanks alot. Yeah, jokes really can relief tension, that's y I like jokes too :)
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