One day an old man was sitting on a bench in a park. Suddenly a young man came and sat down next to that old man. The young man had spiked hair and dyed with many colours.
The old man stared at the young man... Whenever the young man looked, the old man was staring at him. Then the young man cannot tahan (stand) already and asked the old man sarcastically...
Young Man : Stare what stare?! What's the matter with you OLD MAN?! Never done anything wild in your life?
Then the old man replied...
Old Man : YOUNG MAN! I remember I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son.
Young Man : ................. (fainted)