Monday, March 12, 2007

An Old Man & A Young Man

One day an old man was sitting on a bench in a park. Suddenly a young man came and sat down next to that old man. The young man had spiked hair and dyed with many colours.

The old man stared at the young man... Whenever the young man looked, the old man was staring at him. Then the young man cannot tahan (stand) already and asked the old man sarcastically...

Young Man : Stare what stare?! What's the matter with you OLD MAN?! Never done anything wild in your life?

Then the old man replied...

Old Man : YOUNG MAN! I remember I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son.

Young Man : ................. (fainted)



kyh said...


peacock son eh??? KKKK!!!!

Rycerain said...

LOL... good one.. short and straight to the point!
but i still can't imagine the old man f*cking the poor peacock...
Peacock = only accept cocks the size of peas?

Simple American said...

That is a good one. hehe

may said...

my dear... peacocks don't lay eggs, the peahens do... which means that that man must've been gay, and the boy is not his son! *grin*

Chen said...

This is the joke u r tokking abt tat day !! :P
*giggle* at May's comment :P

Gallivanter said...

Technically it's peahen, but let's not take anything away from that joke, though I've heard it before. :-)

ah nel said...

Young Man :my father nickname PeeCocka worrr!!!

_butt said...


aiyo.. laugh until sakit perut.. kakakaka

Huei said...

now it's time to tell..

who is the oldman jek?? i wana know!!! hahah =P

Keropok said...

Haha... bugger old man is gay if he had sex with a peaCOCK!

Kenny Ng said...

Haha... peacock is a male la... how to born a baby?

Hahaha... your idea killer, only accept cock size of peas... I laugh till so loud.

[simple american]

You hit it! that old man was drunk ma, so he thought peacock is female.

Yeah... that's it.

You were right, that only a joke and I heard it quite some time ago. Anyway... for animals male always look better than female, that's why many misunderstand thought the look better one is female... LOL

[ah nel]
I'm sure not your father

Eh eh... control, later you lai si I dunno lor... LOL

Hahaha... I also dunno... I just know we all are Young Man! :P

Haha... yalor, drunk until like that.

Sasha said...

Shiattttttttttttttttttttttt like dat also can? Wakakakkaka

Ckyeo said...

if peacock the son hair like peacock...if hippo then the son mar only got 4 teeth??

Nonnie King said...

Hhahahah! This is really funny. Unexpectedly funny!

Kah Wee said...


Ah Pek said...

bwahahahaa... peacock egg good onot?!

Kenny Ng said...

Cannn... everything also can... LOL

hahaha... i dunno lor, u ask hippo and see? :P

Haha... u thought a serious story ah?

[kah wee]
ngek ngek ngek

[ah pek]
errrr... must ask that old man la... LOL

Iwan Sanchez said...


bro, u never failed to make me laugh!!!!


this is a very good one!!!!

sun,moon&star said...

wakakakaaaaaaaaa this is really good!!!

aNNie said...

haha... u owez make ppl laugh when read urs blogs labelled as 18sx n funny.. tat the 1 reason .. i addicted to read ur blog.. when stressed, the joke really make ppl lupa they stress bcoz can laugh until lupak liaw ....

Kenny Ng said...

Really ah? Thanks alot bro...

Thanks :)

Haha... thanks alot. Yeah, jokes really can relief tension, that's y I like jokes too :)

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