*This is an old joke I found it in my joke folder, just wanna share with u all...*
A Singh who is a sailor?
> Karpal Singh
A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
> Yam Singh
A Singh who is digging a hole?
> Menggali Singh
A Singh who likes to slap people?
> Tao Pa Singh
A Singh who is a gangster?
> SamSingh
A Singh who is lost?
> MisSingh
A Singh who is noisy?
> BiSingh
A Singh who likes herbs?
> Gin Singh
A Singh who kills people?
> AssasSingh
A Singh with one ball?
> BalWanSingh (Ball One Singh)
A Singh with two balls?
> BalanSingh (Balancing)
A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!!!
A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
> KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)
A Singh who likes to drink soya milk?
> Yeoh Hup Singh
A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> No la... not Titanic Singh... is KaramSingh!
A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
> Relax Singh
A Singh who is a lousySingh?
> OwtarSingh
A Singh who likes roundabout?
> PuSingh
A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
> Sou Pah Singh
A Singh who is a three stars general?
> Sam Lap Singh (in Cantonese)
A Singh who succeed in forming his own country, what will he call the currency?
> Mata Wang Ah Singh
A Singh who likes to scold people?
> Tiu Nia Singh!
Enjoy your day!
34 comments:
kekkek... this is the singh joke that I used to circulate around in email few years back :D
Balwant Singh :P
A singh who migrated down south -Singh ga Pore
The Singh that's noisy: Bising
The Singh that snakes around: Hissingh
The Singh that writes post this essay: Kenny Singh
Ei, Singh Song larrr...
:P
[chen]
u like balwansingh ah? LOL
[maverick]
LOL... kenny singh pula
[angel]
u singh la... :P
[simple american]
now u r blur singh... LOL
[aceone]
u wan kena hamtam till see singh singh (stars) ?? kekekeke
yeah a sing joke
i wanna to hear so long oledi...
veri nice lor...
A Singh who gets bashed up and what he sees? Singh Singh (Stars)... Kenny if a Singh is reading this i think u might be looking at alot of Singh Singh...
Have you heard of the one where the baiyees in Punjab put their heads together and come up with a sci-fi movie?
Its simply titled; "The Empire Strikes Your Back!"
Kenny koko is Singh Singh.
But not star-star, but kig-kong.
A Singh who is siao
>> Qi Singh (cantonese)
singh with three balls always cracks me up :P
A Singh who is unlucky is a Hak Tau Singh
A Singh who loves apple polishing is a Pok Singh
A Singh who is not hansem is a Tai Singh Singh
LOL!! Singh jokes are always funny... in moderation, of course. no offence to the real Singhs, ok? *grin*
[pisang]
now u hear it lor... siok boh?
[Don]
im already see alot sing sing now... LOL
[cocka]
ahh?? i dunno wat u mean la taikor..
[nonnie]
cilaka u... mau kena Tao Pa Singh? LOL
[lp]
im qi singh now... kekeke
[mr.goober]
u always met with 3 balls singh ah? LOL
[dreamie]
good entry!
[may] of coz not la... if yes they really scold me Tiu Nia Sing lor... kakaka
hahahahahaha..the old singh joke..i will never feel bored reading it again and again..lol..
* Thumbs up* :D
niasing...u damn 9 funny!
singh the supermarket owner (sg joke)
seng shiong muahaha...
A romantic Singh who gaze at the sky in the nite .. thaii singh singh
Aloha Kenny Singh ! ...by the way, i am also a sing ... ~ I am the Liang Xin Xin ~
~star~
[de pianist]
yeah... old jokes always the best
[old beng]
thanks
[sasha]
kekeke... thanks
[see fei]
LOL... there also got this joke ah?
[star]
hahaha... then i can see xin xin now :P
A Singh who is good in acting: ming singh
A Singh who is good in kungfu and acting : zao singh singh
A Singh who is really good in accounting: wui gai singh
A Singh who is really good in accounting and you owe him money : Hak Singh
OMG Kenny!!!!!
Your entries never failed to amused and make ppl laugh like hell!!!!
Muahahahaha!!
That was a good one!!!!
no gasingh no?
singh like to scold...no kanisingh_no?
wah hope no bayee reading ur blog. haha
kenny, hope you don't mind me using this space.
have latest comments on my blog to you about the challenge. Thanks~
[www.yenjai.net]
fuahhh... u more terra... LOL
[iwan]
haha... thanks, got more to come, get ready oh... dun get heart attack :P
[ah nel]
huh??? never heard b4 la
[the horny bitch]
yalor, i oso sked sked later kena hamtam :P
[mr.goober]
it's ok... i got my final answer oledi :)
lolz~ i love this:
A Singh with one ball?
> BalWanSingh (Ball One Singh)
A Singh with two balls?
> BalanSingh (Balancing)
A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Hey since u like this one, I got similar one too, u know Aftab?? the famous prank call known as "You Kicked My Dog" AHAHAHAHHA! Thats damn funny ok, search you tube or something, sure u will like it!
Cheers!
Titoki singh, "Selamat DeepaRaya to you~!!!"
[karen q]
how come u only interested in BALLS? LOL...
[rames]
noted... thanks, hehehe. Cheers!
[titoki]
is it rock version? LOL... same to u
Cos I know someone with the name Balwant S :P
Balwant sounds like Bawang too.. :P
The one who high on drugs = GianSingh
[chen]
ohhh... so he got only 1 ball? :P
[9393]
how about high on alcohol? kekeke
I have another singh
What you call a crazy singh?
CheeSingh
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