Hit The Red Light

One day, Ah Beng was driving his car to a city, suddenly he lost his way, then he was very panic and just keep looking for his correct route to reach his destination. Then came to a junction, Ah Beng was very confused with the traffic lights, he don't know which direction should follow so he just don't care and just keep driving.

Just after pass the 'confused' traffic lights, Ah Beng heard siren chasing him, he knew something is not right and he was stopped by a Policeman. Then the conversation started...

Policeman: Encik, tolong kasi lesen pemandu. (Sir, please give me your driving license)

*Ah Beng then gave his license to the policeman.*

Ah Beng: Encik... apa silap saya? (Sir, what's wrong with me?)

Policeman: Awak telah melanggar lampu isyarat. (You hit the traffic light)

Ah Beng: Tolong la encik, itu lampu trafik banyak pening la. (Please... the traffic light very confusing)

Policeman: Tapi awak telah melanggar lampu merah! (But you hit the red light!)

*Ah Beng looks back at the traffic light... he sees nothing wrong.*

Ah Beng: Encik, mana ada langgar? (Sir, where got hit?)

*Policeman was very angry already...*

Policeman: Awak ni nak main-main ka?! (You want to play is it?!)

Ah Beng: Tak!!! Tak berani la tuan (No!!! Not dare la sir)

*Ah Beng pointed the traffic light to the policeman...*

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Ah Beng: Nah... tengok tu... tengok!!! Lampu merah pun tak rosak, mana ada langgar? Tiang lampu pun masih berdiri tegak! (Nah... look at it... look!!! The red light not spoiled, where got hit? The piller also standing still!)


*Policeman slaps his forehead and vomit blood...*


WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!


*ps:. Do not apply this if you hit the red light, you may end up into jail... LOL.

Happy Mid-Week!!!