Just after pass the 'confused' traffic lights, Ah Beng heard siren chasing him, he knew something is not right and he was stopped by a Policeman. Then the conversation started...
Policeman: Encik, tolong kasi lesen pemandu. (Sir, please give me your driving license)
*Ah Beng then gave his license to the policeman.*
Ah Beng: Encik... apa silap saya? (Sir, what's wrong with me?)
Policeman: Awak telah melanggar lampu isyarat. (You hit the traffic light)
Ah Beng: Tolong la encik, itu lampu trafik banyak pening la. (Please... the traffic light very confusing)
Policeman: Tapi awak telah melanggar lampu merah! (But you hit the red light!)
*Ah Beng looks back at the traffic light... he sees nothing wrong.*
Ah Beng: Encik, mana ada langgar? (Sir, where got hit?)
*Policeman was very angry already...*
Policeman: Awak ni nak main-main ka?! (You want to play is it?!)
Ah Beng: Tak!!! Tak berani la tuan (No!!! Not dare la sir)
*Ah Beng pointed the traffic light to the policeman...*
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Ah Beng: Nah... tengok tu... tengok!!! Lampu merah pun tak rosak, mana ada langgar? Tiang lampu pun masih berdiri tegak! (Nah... look at it... look!!! The red light not spoiled, where got hit? The piller also standing still!)
*Policeman slaps his forehead and vomit blood...*
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
*ps:. Do not apply this if you hit the red light, you may end up into jail... LOL.
Happy Mid-Week!!!
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Ah Beng: Nah... tengok tu... tengok!!! Lampu merah pun tak rosak, mana ada langgar? Tiang lampu pun masih berdiri tegak! (Nah... look at it... look!!! The red light not spoiled, where got hit? The piller also standing still!)
*Policeman slaps his forehead and vomit blood...*
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
*ps:. Do not apply this if you hit the red light, you may end up into jail... LOL.
Happy Mid-Week!!!
22 comments:
Itu ah beng mya Bee Em memang liuliu leh... :P
muahah no wonder so confusing la...
chup chup. i dun blive got such traffic light!! ....
lie one! all photoshopped! hahah
WAHAHAHAAH
can use this kind of excuse ka?
nxt time i try ... :P
i gez sometimes when you act stupid, people might let u go..wahahaah
kkakakaa...
so lame :P
somehow talking about traffic lights remind me of the unique traffic light I saw in LImbang
I will post that up one of these days :D
I think the policeman kek-tiok till inner injuiry and vomit blood.
And.. the traffic light(s) pic you posted, sibeh teruk. See till eye also flower later.
Hahaha. So much traffic light one. Never seen before. Where is it?
dis taip of tlaffik mani mani lampu one shud put in kasino lah, near de Lussian lolette one .
Sure jenting will lose like dat.
[angel] wahh... u memang early bird huh... yalor, u teach that Ah Beng Bee Em la :P
[sasha] yalor...
[winn] dun belip ah? later i pasang 1 infront of ur house baru tau... LOL
[pink cotton] better dun try it, u may get into trouble :P
[chen] u oso got ah? faster post it... i wanna see... kekeke
[nonnie] haha, yalor kek-tiok till vomit blood. u believe got this kind of traffic light ah?
[shea speare] just infront of ur house, u never seen meh? :P
[tonixe] errrr, i never been casino la... dunno anything, soli.
Kenny bro, i want to share what does the traffic light tells us?
RED = STOP? NO!! NO!!! cross at ur own risk...
AMBER = READY TO STOP? NO!! NO!!!TEKAN ur minyak habis habis!!! (floor the accelerator!!)
GREEN = GO? of course la... duhh..u dun go u waiting for AMBER or RED ka? Sure kena slap...
if police stop u just ask them what they want for hari raya! or "BERAPA LU MAU?! CAKAP CEPAT!"
Cheers bro...hope u wont follow what i just said...WAKAKAKAKA...
NO FEAR!
hahaa.. tis kinda traffic lights, make people go crazy la !
[Don] u always kena ah? :P
[dreamie] haha... yalor. But whole story is Ah Beng wanna tells the Policeman that he didn't hit the traffic light tiang ma... LOL
ini traffic light kalau betul ada ahh... polis tu pun boleh jadi serupa ah beng mahhh.. confused!
[lan rambai] haha... maksud I tiang lampu tu masih berdiri la... mana ada langgar lampu isyarat?
[aceone] hahaha... good idea.
*kenot stop laughing!*
jeng jeng jenggggg!!!!!!!!!
walau eh....this SURE one geng mia traffik light....put here in Msia..."mata mata" semua become tycon in a day hehehhehe
thats a traffic light kar or light house...
[ikanbilis] cool down bro, later ur mouth will cramp lor... LOL
[winn] wan kena sue ah? use my trademark :P
[lyn] haha... yalor
[ah nel] traffic light house... kekeke
really kik-sei!
[king's wife] kekeke
konpiusliu...
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