Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Hit The Red Light

One day, Ah Beng was driving his car to a city, suddenly he lost his way, then he was very panic and just keep looking for his correct route to reach his destination. Then came to a junction, Ah Beng was very confused with the traffic lights, he don't know which direction should follow so he just don't care and just keep driving.

Just after pass the 'confused' traffic lights, Ah Beng heard siren chasing him, he knew something is not right and he was stopped by a Policeman. Then the conversation started...

Policeman: Encik, tolong kasi lesen pemandu. (Sir, please give me your driving license)

*Ah Beng then gave his license to the policeman.*

Ah Beng: Encik... apa silap saya? (Sir, what's wrong with me?)

Policeman: Awak telah melanggar lampu isyarat. (You hit the traffic light)

Ah Beng: Tolong la encik, itu lampu trafik banyak pening la. (Please... the traffic light very confusing)

Policeman: Tapi awak telah melanggar lampu merah! (But you hit the red light!)

*Ah Beng looks back at the traffic light... he sees nothing wrong.*

Ah Beng: Encik, mana ada langgar? (Sir, where got hit?)

*Policeman was very angry already...*

Policeman: Awak ni nak main-main ka?! (You want to play is it?!)

Ah Beng: Tak!!! Tak berani la tuan (No!!! Not dare la sir)

*Ah Beng pointed the traffic light to the policeman...*

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Ah Beng: Nah... tengok tu... tengok!!! Lampu merah pun tak rosak, mana ada langgar? Tiang lampu pun masih berdiri tegak! (Nah... look at it... look!!! The red light not spoiled, where got hit? The piller also standing still!)


*Policeman slaps his forehead and vomit blood...*


WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!


*ps:. Do not apply this if you hit the red light, you may end up into jail... LOL.

Happy Mid-Week!!!

23 comments:

angel said...

Itu ah beng mya Bee Em memang liuliu leh... :P

Anonymous said...

muahah no wonder so confusing la...

Winn said...

chup chup. i dun blive got such traffic light!! ....
lie one! all photoshopped! hahah

Pink Cotton said...

WAHAHAHAAH

can use this kind of excuse ka?

nxt time i try ... :P

i gez sometimes when you act stupid, people might let u go..wahahaah

Chen said...

kkakakaa...
so lame :P

somehow talking about traffic lights remind me of the unique traffic light I saw in LImbang
I will post that up one of these days :D

Anonymous said...

I think the policeman kek-tiok till inner injuiry and vomit blood.

And.. the traffic light(s) pic you posted, sibeh teruk. See till eye also flower later.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. So much traffic light one. Never seen before. Where is it?

toniXe said...

dis taip of tlaffik mani mani lampu one shud put in kasino lah, near de Lussian lolette one .

Sure jenting will lose like dat.

Kenny Ng said...

[angel] wahh... u memang early bird huh... yalor, u teach that Ah Beng Bee Em la :P

[sasha] yalor...

[winn] dun belip ah? later i pasang 1 infront of ur house baru tau... LOL

[pink cotton] better dun try it, u may get into trouble :P

[chen] u oso got ah? faster post it... i wanna see... kekeke

[nonnie] haha, yalor kek-tiok till vomit blood. u believe got this kind of traffic light ah?

[shea speare] just infront of ur house, u never seen meh? :P

[tonixe] errrr, i never been casino la... dunno anything, soli.

K :y nno :D said...

Kenny bro, i want to share what does the traffic light tells us?

RED = STOP? NO!! NO!!! cross at ur own risk...

AMBER = READY TO STOP? NO!! NO!!!TEKAN ur minyak habis habis!!! (floor the accelerator!!)

GREEN = GO? of course la... duhh..u dun go u waiting for AMBER or RED ka? Sure kena slap...

if police stop u just ask them what they want for hari raya! or "BERAPA LU MAU?! CAKAP CEPAT!"

Cheers bro...hope u wont follow what i just said...WAKAKAKAKA...

NO FEAR!

dreamie said...

hahaa.. tis kinda traffic lights, make people go crazy la !

Kenny Ng said...

[Don] u always kena ah? :P

[dreamie] haha... yalor. But whole story is Ah Beng wanna tells the Policeman that he didn't hit the traffic light tiang ma... LOL

Lan Rambai said...

ini traffic light kalau betul ada ahh... polis tu pun boleh jadi serupa ah beng mahhh.. confused!

AceOne said...

fuiyoh..that traffic lights put in disco ,change the bulb cun la!!

Kenny Ng said...

[lan rambai] haha... maksud I tiang lampu tu masih berdiri la... mana ada langgar lampu isyarat?

[aceone] hahaha... good idea.

ikanbilis said...

*kenot stop laughing!*

Winn said...

jeng jeng jenggggg!!!!!!!!!

**L-Y-N** said...

walau eh....this SURE one geng mia traffik light....put here in Msia..."mata mata" semua become tycon in a day hehehhehe

ah nel said...

thats a traffic light kar or light house...

Kenny Ng said...

[ikanbilis] cool down bro, later ur mouth will cramp lor... LOL

[winn] wan kena sue ah? use my trademark :P

[lyn] haha... yalor

[ah nel] traffic light house... kekeke

King's wife said...

really kik-sei!

Kenny Ng said...

[king's wife] kekeke

may said...

konpiusliu...

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