Another Goat Story

This story is not related with Linpeh anymore like in Wingz's previous post about goat. So... Linpeh don't worry of it anymore ok? Kekekeke....

As we know last time alot of Indian rear goats for their daily income, but why nowdays getting less and even less? Well... the story goes like this:

Once upon a time got 3 best friends, Ali, Ah Beng and Muthu stayed in a small kampung, they knew each other since they were small kids through playing bak guli (marble ball), gasing (tops), layang-layang (fly kite), ahchi-lut (hide n seek) and so on... What a harmony multi races community there.

So, every festive season like Chinese New Year, Deepavali and Hari Raya, 3 of them will together gather and provide their own special dishes then sharing together gather. Ali very smart one, he knows Ah Beng and Muthu can't eat beef, so he always prepared KFC (Kampung Friend Chicken), ayam rendang and ketupat. Meanwhile Ah Beng will prepared Hai Lam chicken rice, char koay teow and hokkien char (all without pork because Ali can't eat). Then come to Muthu, his speciality is all about kambing (goat/mutton), because he got a kandang kambing (goat farm) infront of his house. He'll cook curry mutton, mutton chop, rendang mutton... Eveyone very enjoy all the dishes and will talk cock till like no tomorrow.

After so many years they still continue this tradition, until present day... it's going to celebrate Deepa-Raya soon, 3 of them meeting together to discuss about the party:


Ali: eh... Ah Beng n Muthu, this year don't forget ah... dwi celebration together gather lor... must make it happening ok?

Ah Beng: ok Ali, this time hor... I gonna prepare extra with chicken chop and kung fu char!

Muthu: errrrr.... soli la braders... I don't what to cook anymore...

Ali & Ah Beng: why ler?

Muthu: because hor... I oledi sold off my kandang kambing.

Ali: apasal pulak?

Ah Beng: KNN... so good business you sampai hati sold off?

Muthu: you all don't understand la....

Ali & Ah Beng: why la? tell la!

Muthu: okok... you guys know lah, all the time my worker Samy will take care of the goats and I just manage the business deal. Then hor... last week Samy quits oledi, so I have to take care of the goats la.

Ali: you dunno how to jaga is it?

Muthu: no la... I jaga them very nicely, feed them makan, bath them... then got one morning hor, when I open the kandang gate... got one kambing came to me and smile at me, I thought it want so greet me morning la.... mana tau you know what it says?

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punnnndeeekkkkk~~~~~~~~

Muthu: it greets me pundek la! KNN... wa mana boleh tahan? Jaga them baik-baik now they come and scold me pundek early early morning pula! So I sold off the whole kandang la! (Ali & Ah Beng pengsan!)


WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!