Monday, October 02, 2006

Another Goat Story

This story is not related with Linpeh anymore like in Wingz's previous post about goat. So... Linpeh don't worry of it anymore ok? Kekekeke....

As we know last time alot of Indian rear goats for their daily income, but why nowdays getting less and even less? Well... the story goes like this:

Once upon a time got 3 best friends, Ali, Ah Beng and Muthu stayed in a small kampung, they knew each other since they were small kids through playing bak guli (marble ball), gasing (tops), layang-layang (fly kite), ahchi-lut (hide n seek) and so on... What a harmony multi races community there.

So, every festive season like Chinese New Year, Deepavali and Hari Raya, 3 of them will together gather and provide their own special dishes then sharing together gather. Ali very smart one, he knows Ah Beng and Muthu can't eat beef, so he always prepared KFC (Kampung Friend Chicken), ayam rendang and ketupat. Meanwhile Ah Beng will prepared Hai Lam chicken rice, char koay teow and hokkien char (all without pork because Ali can't eat). Then come to Muthu, his speciality is all about kambing (goat/mutton), because he got a kandang kambing (goat farm) infront of his house. He'll cook curry mutton, mutton chop, rendang mutton... Eveyone very enjoy all the dishes and will talk cock till like no tomorrow.

After so many years they still continue this tradition, until present day... it's going to celebrate Deepa-Raya soon, 3 of them meeting together to discuss about the party:


Ali: eh... Ah Beng n Muthu, this year don't forget ah... dwi celebration together gather lor... must make it happening ok?

Ah Beng: ok Ali, this time hor... I gonna prepare extra with chicken chop and kung fu char!

Muthu: errrrr.... soli la braders... I don't what to cook anymore...

Ali & Ah Beng: why ler?

Muthu: because hor... I oledi sold off my kandang kambing.

Ali: apasal pulak?

Ah Beng: KNN... so good business you sampai hati sold off?

Muthu: you all don't understand la....

Ali & Ah Beng: why la? tell la!

Muthu: okok... you guys know lah, all the time my worker Samy will take care of the goats and I just manage the business deal. Then hor... last week Samy quits oledi, so I have to take care of the goats la.

Ali: you dunno how to jaga is it?

Muthu: no la... I jaga them very nicely, feed them makan, bath them... then got one morning hor, when I open the kandang gate... got one kambing came to me and smile at me, I thought it want so greet me morning la.... mana tau you know what it says?
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punnnndeeekkkkk~~~~~~~~

Muthu: it greets me pundek la! KNN... wa mana boleh tahan? Jaga them baik-baik now they come and scold me pundek early early morning pula! So I sold off the whole kandang la! (Ali & Ah Beng pengsan!)


WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

36 comments:

ikanbilis said...

laughing my ass off! LOL!

AceOne said...

wakakaka..next time teach the goat to say wanakum la.

Wingz said...

LMAO!!!! msia mia kambing is getting more n more panai .. can tok macam macam lol

angel said...

pssst... wa liak boh kiu... liuliu loh...

Kenny Ng said...

[ikanbilis] hehe... tq

[aceone] wanna-cum? LOL...

[wingz] anything can be happen, goat getting smarter coz got ****** ush ush them... so got human genetic ma.. LOL

[angel] an chua liak boh kiu? wan me explain ah?

Anonymous said...

i think that goat say go beeeeekkkkkk
and muthu misshear it

The Horny Bitch said...

haha

Simple American said...

I'm missing something here. *scratches head*

Anonymous said...

What does Pundek means oh?

It is a word to humiliate Indians?

Kenny Ng said...

[pisang] ya... he misshear it. LOL

[the horny bitch] thanks

[simple american] catch no ball? LOL... ok, 'pundek' is similar sound like u call someone 'fucker'.

[nonnie] answer on above :D

shea speare said...

Lol. Lol. A goat can speak bad words liau. Hahahaha.

See Fei said...

i tot goat sounds like meeekk....

ah nel said...

i think the goat ask him to do meme... :P

ah pek said...

Bwahahahaaaa!!!!!
and horses says 'pukiiiiiiiiiii..." lah.

Anonymous said...

Wakakakakakka

Kenny Ng said...

[shea speare] muthu mishearing la... LOL

[see fei] some goat will sound puuunnnddeeekkkk ma... :P

[ah nel] do meme about wat? LOL

[ah pek] good diea wor... u can write a story about horse la... kekeke

[sasha] killer leh?

ah nel said...

u wait ha later i go call the goat handfon ask him...LOL

Las montaƱas said...

LOL! funny siah.

Inevitable said...

LOL!!

lanrambai said...

hahahaha

Anonymous said...

i think that goat say
Go........... bekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Anak Merdeka said...

You are a talented joker, Kenny!!!

Kenny Ng said...

[ah nel] ok... i wait ah, once u got the answer tell me. LOL

[las montanas] thanks... haha

[inevitable] thanks ;)

[lanrambai] terima kasih!

[pisang] is it? then better faster tell Muthu about it :P

[anak merdeka] thanks, i wish i could, but im more crap than a joker. :)

Maverick SM said...

It should be meeeeekkkkkkk... he wish Muthu's wife good morning mekkkk

Helen said...

lol If the kambing is bringing in the dough, pundek, puki, DNMCh I'll still rear. lol

Kenny Ng said...

[maverick] u can understand what goat says ah? terra la u :P

[helen] if like that i also wan to rear coz can go into world guiness record book mah... LOL

nyonyapenang said...

i think that goat speak cantonese la ;
***mehhhh yekk*** asking what muthu wants so early in the morning. LOL

Kenny Ng said...

[nyonyapenang] LOL... ur idea always damn funny 1... good 1!

Cocka Doodle said...

How come that goat looks like the one at rojakz?? The same culprit ah? LOL

**L-Y-N** said...

Muahahhahahahah~~ i think the goat...complaining of its pundiiiii ah...Muthu heard pundeeekkkk pulak =p

Winn said...

no lacocka he looks a bit like u...haha...

_butt said...

hahaha.. wut a spirit to celebrate this Deeparaya :P

Kenny Ng said...

[cocka] ya... copy from rojaks mia pic... good observation! LOL

[lyn] what is pundi?

[winn] LOL... since when ayam looks like kambing? ayam kambing! ayam kambing!

[_butt] good leh? :P

limahpek said...

hahaha...funny........luckily the goat never greeted "kongggkkeeeekkkkk". Muthu will pengsan for sure..!!

Btw, pandi is pig in tamil!

Kenny Ng said...

[limahpek] oic... thanks

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