One day, Ah Beng went to pharmacy and wanna buy a condom. He asked the Pharmacist... "Halo, can give me condom ah? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may get a chance". The Pharmacist gave him the condom and then Ah Beng leaves.
After 1 minute Ah Beng came back and says... "give another condom, coz hor... my girlfriend's sister very cute lor... she always crosses her leg in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might have lucky strike it too... kekeke".
Another minute Ah Beng once again came back, he says... "one more condom again please because my girlfriend's mum still hot! She always make eyes everytime sees me, and she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move... kekeke."
During dinner Ah Beng is sitting with his girlfriend on his right, the sister on his left, and the mum facing him. Then when the dad gets there, Ah Beng suddenly lowers his head and starts praying... "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u give us." A minute later Ah Beng again praying... "Thank you Lord for your kindness."After 10 minutes Ah Beng still praying with keeping his head down.
The others all look at each other supprised and his girlfriend is even more supprised than the others. Then she gets close to Ah Beng and says to his ear... "I didn't know u were so religious."
Ah Beng replied... "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST!!!."
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA...
22 comments:
Oh Lord... May god bless Ah Beng...
Damn if i'm in that situation, I think my ball bearings sure gone missing already. Good lesson though. Never be so greedy. Be happy with one will do!
hahaha... I really love this!
LOL I read this before somewhere hahahahaha ... damn funny
[Donny] now u know... next time dun be so greedy oh... wakakaka
[pisang] good idea, or just buy only, no need tell so much story.
[maverick] tenkiu very much
[nyokk] yah, it's from my email, i just converted the person name to AH Beng... kekeke
get it from 7-11 as boss dont sit at cashier...lol
wahahahaha... that's a good one...
* Big Pan * for this Ah Beng :)))
i've read that email before..now reading it again..still quite funny..lol
haha... this 1 damn funy lar. GOD BLESS AH BENG! :p
[ah nel] good idea... kekeke
[aceone] u also beh tahan leh?
[gab] thanks... haha
[old beng] hahaha... pan ur junior ah?
[de pianist] yah.. it's from email
[serene] like this situation god also cant help him la... hahaha
Lol, poor beng =)
No need condom also can one..see skills only =p
true or not?
kakakaka....ah beng will tell old man he has a twin named ah leng.
or maybe, ah peng sounds better hor? LOL
[ang gu gu] no need condom? i dunno lor, i never get laid yet, u tell me how la... kekeke.
[nyonyapenang] lol... u damn funny.
WUAHAHHAHAHHA padan muka Ah beng...mulut murai...buy buy lar y wanna SHOW off...!!!
Eh?
In quote from the Friendster. Read them before.
Hahahaha.
Wakakaka....good one!!
[l-y-n] he tot he gonna strikes 3 in the row ma... kakaka
[shea speare] yah, it's from my email, i just modified abit on the character name
[tux] thanks :)
AHAHAHAHAHAH
i thought the dad going to be interested in him too manatau..the pharmacist pulak
[sasha] need so heavy punishment meh? LOL
[mirror] aiyooo... u think the dad is multi plug or gay ah? LOL
No more chance la!
[sasha] oh... like dat hor.
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