One day, Ah Beng went to pharmacy and wanna buy a condom. He asked the Pharmacist... "Halo, can give me condom ah? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may get a chance". The Pharmacist gave him the condom and then Ah Beng leaves.
After 1 minute Ah Beng came back and says... "give another condom, coz hor... my girlfriend's sister very cute lor... she always crosses her leg in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might have lucky strike it too... kekeke".
Another minute Ah Beng once again came back, he says... "one more condom again please because my girlfriend's mum still hot! She always make eyes everytime sees me, and she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move... kekeke."
During dinner Ah Beng is sitting with his girlfriend on his right, the sister on his left, and the mum facing him. Then when the dad gets there, Ah Beng suddenly lowers his head and starts praying... "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u give us." A minute later Ah Beng again praying... "Thank you Lord for your kindness."After 10 minutes Ah Beng still praying with keeping his head down.
The others all look at each other supprised and his girlfriend is even more supprised than the others. Then she gets close to Ah Beng and says to his ear... "I didn't know u were so religious."
Ah Beng replied... "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST!!!."