Sunday, September 03, 2006

Ah Beng and Pharmacist

One day, Ah Beng went to pharmacy and wanna buy a condom. He asked the Pharmacist... "Halo, can give me condom ah? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may get a chance". The Pharmacist gave him the condom and then Ah Beng leaves.

After 1 minute Ah Beng came back and says... "give another condom, coz hor... my girlfriend's sister very cute lor... she always crosses her leg in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might have lucky strike it too... kekeke".

Another minute Ah Beng once again came back, he says... "one more condom again please because my girlfriend's mum still hot! She always make eyes everytime sees me, and she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move... kekeke."

During dinner Ah Beng is sitting with his girlfriend on his right, the sister on his left, and the mum facing him. Then when the dad gets there, Ah Beng suddenly lowers his head and starts praying... "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u give us." A minute later Ah Beng again praying... "Thank you Lord for your kindness."After 10 minutes Ah Beng still praying with keeping his head down.

The others all look at each other supprised and his girlfriend is even more supprised than the others. Then she gets close to Ah Beng and says to his ear... "I didn't know u were so religious."

Ah Beng replied... "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST!!!."

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA...

25 comments:

K :y nno :D said...

Oh Lord... May god bless Ah Beng...
Damn if i'm in that situation, I think my ball bearings sure gone missing already. Good lesson though. Never be so greedy. Be happy with one will do!

pisang said...

next time go to gas staotion to buy

Maverick SM said...

hahaha... I really love this!

Nyokk said...

LOL I read this before somewhere hahahahaha ... damn funny

Kenny Ng said...

[Donny] now u know... next time dun be so greedy oh... wakakaka

[pisang] good idea, or just buy only, no need tell so much story.

[maverick] tenkiu very much

[nyokk] yah, it's from my email, i just converted the person name to AH Beng... kekeke

ah nel said...

get it from 7-11 as boss dont sit at cashier...lol

AceOne said...

wakakaka..ahbeng jialat!!

~ GAB ~ said...

wahahahaha... that's a good one...

old beng said...

* Big Pan * for this Ah Beng :)))

De Pianist said...

i've read that email before..now reading it again..still quite funny..lol

Serene said...

haha... this 1 damn funy lar. GOD BLESS AH BENG! :p

Kenny Ng said...

[ah nel] good idea... kekeke

[aceone] u also beh tahan leh?

[gab] thanks... haha

[old beng] hahaha... pan ur junior ah?

[de pianist] yah.. it's from email

[serene] like this situation god also cant help him la... hahaha

Ang Gu Gu said...

Lol, poor beng =)

No need condom also can one..see skills only =p
true or not?

nyonyapenang said...

kakakaka....ah beng will tell old man he has a twin named ah leng.

nyonyapenang said...

or maybe, ah peng sounds better hor? LOL

Kenny Ng said...

[ang gu gu] no need condom? i dunno lor, i never get laid yet, u tell me how la... kekeke.

[nyonyapenang] lol... u damn funny.

**L-Y-N** said...

WUAHAHHAHAHHA padan muka Ah beng...mulut murai...buy buy lar y wanna SHOW off...!!!

shea speare said...

Eh?

In quote from the Friendster. Read them before.

Hahahaha.

TUX said...

Wakakaka....good one!!

Kenny Ng said...

[l-y-n] he tot he gonna strikes 3 in the row ma... kakaka

[shea speare] yah, it's from my email, i just modified abit on the character name

[tux] thanks :)

Sasha said...

MATI! Straight away Death sentence.

mirror said...

AHAHAHAHAHAH
i thought the dad going to be interested in him too manatau..the pharmacist pulak

Kenny Ng said...

[sasha] need so heavy punishment meh? LOL

[mirror] aiyooo... u think the dad is multi plug or gay ah? LOL

Sasha said...

No more chance la!

Kenny Ng said...

[sasha] oh... like dat hor.

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