Sunday, August 27, 2006

Motorbike vs Guan Gong

Note: This is my another school time joke... but I modify abit to suit the current place I stay now. Person name below just created for fun, nothing related to the same person with the name.

Ah Beng just got his motor license then he requested his mom to buy him a motorbike, so his mom bought him a Yamaha SS 110cc kapcai. His mom knows him like to race around so ask him not to race, Ah Beng promised her... but his mom still worry, so she everyday pray to Guan Gong (Justice Pao if I'm not mistaken).

One night Ah Beng went to race with a kapcai gang at Bulatan Pahang there, unfortunately he crashed, he was ok but the his bikes gone into 2 pieces. He went back home n kena scold by his mom... 'sei chai pao la... ask u dun race u still race, luckily got Guan Gong protect u, if not u won't able to come back u know?!!' Then Ah Beng replied... 'aiya... marder ah, the bike too small for me la, u know my size la... hard to control the kapcai la, okok... I promise u next time won't race anymore, please buy me a bigger bike ok?'

Next day his mom bought him a Yamaha TZM 150cc, Ah Beng so sexcited with it... then his mom more worry oledi, she bought many fruits and pray to Guan Gong everyday...'Guan Gong ah Guan Gong... please po pi (protect) my son ping ping an an (safe).' After few days only, Ah Beng went to race again at MRR2, suddenly he hits a broken part of the tiang... he crashed again... he was unhurt, but the bike exploided.... Booommm!!! This time his mom damn angry oledi, take out rotan n do like Foo Kok Keong jumping smash on his butt butt... 'why u never listen to me ah? ask u dun race u still race... luckily got Guan Gong protect u nia...' Ah Beng still dunwan admit it... he said 'ma ah... the bike still abit small la, cannot control well la... if u buy bigger than that sure no problem one!'

After few days his mom bought an Aprillia 250cc for Ah Beng, she said... 'nah! dun race again ah! if u kena again I won't buy for u anymore.' Ah Beng shake his head n promised her. His mom more worry this time, she pray more hard to Guan Gong with roasted pork somemore. One night, Ah Beng went to Bukit Tunku race with other gang, he did like Valentino Rossi style takes the corner... suddenly got one monkey cross the road, Ah Beng tried to avoid it... unfortunately he crashed n fell into the hill slope... this time, he gone with the bike.... RIP.

His mom was very very sad... then everyday kao peh kao boh (cry father cry mother) infront of Guan Gong... 'Guan Gong ah Guan Gong... why u never save my son? I somemore give u roasted pork u know?' She cried infront of Guan Gong everyday... everynight... Until one day... the Guan Gong cannot tahan already, it comes out with it's horse.... then Guan Gong said... 'aunty ah! Dun kao peh kao boh liao la... u know what ah? When u bought him 11occ bike, my horse still can chase him n save him, when u bought the 150cc... I tekan minyak habis my horse to save him u know? Then hor... when u bought him 250cc... my horse only got 1 horse power la... cannot chase him la! How to save him ler?'

Note: Guan Gong only ride horse ma...


WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

16 comments:

TUX said...

I think Kuan Kung, also known as Kuan Ti was a general, and Pao Kung known in english as Juctice Pao talak sama lah. Don't think is the same person leh.

AceOne said...

wuahahaha..baik mia joke. Here oso got joke to read wan. Keep it up bro.

De Pianist said...

yea..Pao Kung is only known as Justice Pao,not Guan Gong..but it's funny anyway..haha..somethings pops in my mind though,since guan gong is alr up in the heaven,why can't he fly instead using his horse..hehe..

ah nel said...

guan gong ride horse mia kar???how kam i duno ehhh???i owes go temple sembahyang oso nvr seen his statue riding horse... ;)

Kenny Ng said...

[tux] i think u were right, dunno who told me is the same 1... i kena con liao... haha

[aceone] hehe... tenkiu bery much

[de pianist] haha, just a crap story ma... I pray Kwan Yin 1... so I dunno much about Guan Gong

[ah nel] I also not sure about Guan Gong much... this 1 my friend create the story 1... so I mong cha cha belif it only... kekeke

Nonnie King said...

I thought Guan Gong will say, "Auntie ah, I'm a God leh, God are all vegetarian one. You buy roast pig for me to eat, break rules liao lor. I where got power protect him"

Wingz said...

hahahahaha agree agree!!!

Inevitable said...

Kam tou tak?

Kenny Ng said...

[nonnie] aiyahhh... just saha create more crap story mah... kekeke

[wingz] lolz... this is y now days with advance machine, god also cannot protect us lor.

[inevitable] hai tak geh... just crap only ma... kekeke

old beng said...

Hmmm.... this young beng not so smart leh, never learned from his lesson.

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

the monent i read the story i know wat jokes oledi....
i oso got that tape but but, dunno where i put oledi sad lor all damn classic joke nice to hear....

Kenny Ng said...

[old beng] yalor, shud learn fr u hor... kekeke

[pisang goreng] aiyoo... how come u lost it all? classic joke still the best ever la.

mirror said...

ahahahahahhahahaha
i beh tahan until realy laugh out loud in real.

i respect guan gong~ maybe he have upgraded horse power liao bah after so long~

Tenacious T said...

Bugga... hahaha!!! Time for Guan Gong to trade in his horse 'Red Hare' for a Firebird.

Kenny Ng said...

[mirror] hehe, thanks for dropping by. Yalor, Guan Gong have to upgraded to superbike... wakakakaka

[tenacious t] hahaha... u r right

Guan Gong Guitar God said...

Haha funny post!

I found your blog when I was searching for funny stories on Guan Gong - check out my story on Guan Gong (who is also God of Rock and Roll)

http://www.wahpiangeh.com/guan-gong.html

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