Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Lao Hiao's 3 Wishes

Lao Hiao (Old Pervert) live in a village and never been into city, he is a farmer and never go to school study at all, he only can speaks Chinese and abit of Malay languagues. One day, Lao Hiao tried to explore into deep jungle to find a suitable land for his plantation. While searching, suddenly he saw a small cave, then he went into the cave and check it out what is inside. He found an old Bomoh (Witch) was inside there...

Then Lao Hiao was so scared, he thought he saw a ghost. Then the Bomoh said "oik! Lao Hiao... jangan takut, gua ni orang baik!" (dun scare, I'm good person). Then Lao Hiao asked "majiam mana lu tau nama gua?" (how u know my name?). Bomoh answered... "gua ni bomoh la, mesti tau la." (I'm a witch sure I know ur name). Then the Bomoh continued... "lu manyak lucky jumpa gua, sikarang gua kasi lu 3 wishes, gua akan bagi sama lu." (u r lucky to meet me, I give u 3 wishes and I'll make ur dream come true). Lao Hao really no idea what he wants now... then asked... "boleh kasi 1 dulu kah? besok kasi lain pula?" (can give 1 1st ah? tomolo give another 1?) Then The Bomoh answered... "bolehhhhhhh" (cannnnnn). After that Lao Hiao really dunno what he wants, then he said... "haiyah... gua apa lanciao pun mau la!" (haiya... I want any lanciao la!). Then the Bomoh gives what Lao Hiao wants.

Lao Hiao so sexcited oledi, he thought he got everything he wants at home now, so he rush back home and wanna have sex with his wife. When he open his pants, his wife shouted... "ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! apa ni????!!!!! macam-macam lanciao pun ada?" (ahhhhhhhh!!!!! what is this? why got so many types of dick?). Lao Hiao then only look down... he saw he got horse mia KKC la... cow mia KKC la... monkey mia KKC la... tiger mia KKC la... elephant mia KKC la... and macam-macam KKC. Then Lao Hiao fainted.

Next day... Lao Hiao went back to the cave and look for that Bomoh again... he said... "gua apa lanciao pun tak mau la!" (me any lanciao also dunwan anymore!). The Bomoh then agree with him. Then Lao Hiao fast fast ran back home look his wife and wanna have a ush ush party... when he open his pants, his wife shouted again... "ahhhhhh!!!! apasal apa lanciao pun talak?" (ahhhhh!!! why no dick at all?). Then Lao Hiao fainted again.

Day 3... Lao Hiao again went back to the Bomoh for his last wish, he told the Bomoh... "bomoh ah... tolong la, kasi gua balik lanciao majiam dulu-dulu punya." (witch ah... please return me back my dick like last last time one). Then Bomoh said... "ok, ini kali terakhir... gua chaooo!" (ok, this is the final time... I'm off). The Bomoh slowly disapeared into dark, then Lao Hiao felt so sexcited oledi and rush back home and get ready for good sex coz he never ush ush for 3 days oledi.

When he reach home, he told his wife this time sure OK oledi, dun worry! Then hor... when he open his pants, his wife shouted again! Guess what? Because hor... Lao Hiao's KKC back to like when he was born... like a baby KKC.... coz he told the Bomoh want macam DULU-DULU mia KKC ma...


WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

Happy National Day!!!
MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!

22 comments:

Sasha said...

Wakakakakak OMG!!! So funny!

Lan Rambai said...

hahahahahaa

~ GAB ~ said...

hahaha... that eenie weenie tiny little dude just enough to go around the bush...

AceOne said...

wuahahahaha..good one dude!

De Pianist said...

i've heard some sort of this joke before,but it's about wishing ghost..as for yours,can't deny it's really hilarious..lol..

ah nel said...

me got 1 stoli similiar to tis one...but anyhow tis is farny...lol

Kenny Ng said...

[sasha & lan rambai & gab & aceone] hehe... tq tq

[de pianist] tell me the wishing ghost 1... tq ya... kekekeke

[ah nel] yalor... this 1 also another classic joke. hahaha

Nonnie King said...

Hhahahha! So funny lah. You made this joke yourself?

Damn.. Can't help but load to your page everyhour to check on your funny updates.

Wingz said...

LOL!!! merdeka!

Serene said...

aiyo... got 3 wishes go waste on lanjiao. >.<

Kenny Ng said...

[nonnie] haha... that's my another school time joke la. eeerr... dun say like that la... i cannot always think of joke so much.

[wingz] merdeka!!!

[serene] hehehe... coz he BTC ma, wat to do?

Maverick SM said...

I didn't know you love blogging jokes...

That's a great stress reliever!

old beng said...

Kam siah for the translation into English, you are very kind hearted.

Serene said...

:O wad is BTC ar???

Nonnie King said...

Serene, BTC is Bo-Tak-Cek..

Hokkien means don't study.

ah nel said...

MERDEKA brader...

i just tag u...

Kenny Ng said...

[maverick] yah... i luv jokes, but sometimes also need some serious mement.

[old beng] haha... no prob man.

[serene] BTC is boh tat chek, no study in hokkien, Nonnie aledi explained

[ah nel] sei ah nel... tag me for wat la? headache again la me... hahaha

**L-Y-N** said...

Wuahhahahahah KKC punya jokes kakakkakaa LOL

Ang Gu Gu said...

my brader...great story =)
Have to learn from u more..hiakZ

Kenny Ng said...

[l-y-n] see u so fat hao after read about KKC... wakakakaka jk jk

[ang gu gu] brader ah... I learn from u 1 mah... kakakaka.

The Lazy Bloghead said...

kekeke lidat also can. Eh can tell me where the bomoh is ka?

Kenny Ng said...

[the lazy bloghead] can can... it's me lor... wakakakaka. Make sure dun let Art to make the wish like that Lao Hiao ah... wakakakaka

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