Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Cool Designations

Note: This article taken from my email. It's about construction field's designations from every level. I found it very funny and just to share with you all.

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Designations & It's meaning

Project Manager:
Is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Construction Manager:
Is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Contract manager:
Is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

Project Engineer:
Is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.

Section Engineer:
Is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Design Engineers:
Are still figuring out how to produce a baby.

Procurement Team:
Thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Document Control Team:
Thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor:
Is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Site Engineers:
Don't care...they just want the woman!!!

Client:
Is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Last but not Least...

QUANTITY SURVEYOR:
Is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be its Father


WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

6 comments:

[SK] said...

and STAKEHOLDERS are the person who are anxiously waiting for the baby to be delivered, and only to find out they have got only shit from that baby..

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

very funny lor...

how'bout complaint department?

ketuk_angel said...

huhuhu... what a joke.. dont forget SITESUPERVISOR who supervise your deliver... ahaks

Chen said...

Haha, even though i have read the email joke before, but it will still a smile on my face when i re-read it :D

kenwooi.com said...

hahahaha..
this is my first time reading it!!
FUNNY! =D

Kenny Ng said...

[SK]
Haha... you are right

[pisang goreng]
Errr... In construction field don't have such post wor

[ketuk_angel]
Like that also can? LOL

[Chen]
Yalor.. me too

[kenwooi.com]
Good leh?

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