Thursday, June 05, 2008

Take 5

Note: Sorry for lack of update and lack of blog hopping now days. I'm really busy with works, cooking after work, and very tired after dinner everyday. Here I found another great jokes from my email to share with you all.

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front".

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


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Have a nice day to everyone.


WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

9 comments:

janicepa said...

lol at the last 1

Huei said...

ahhahahahh

teniu for ur jokes! have a HAPPY weekend! =D

zewt said...

as simple as that right? hahahaha....

zeroimpact said...

Have a great weekend yourself bro
You gave me a great big smile at this moment
:)

anston said...

Wah~ never seen this joke b4, especailly the last one, very easy to remember it!

1st time dropping by, hav a nice day :)

Wyn said...

heya..nice to have some jokes especially at this time...

did u watch or read d news on f1 regarding the "amazing" accident between our hero and hamilton?

geram...ish...

Eileen said...

Still the old kenny old kenny... sharing the hamsap jokes. Wukakakaka

Kenny Ng said...

[janicepa]
are you the one of them? :P

[huei]
U r welcome for the laugh... hahaha

[zewt]
Yeah...

[zeroimpact]
Glad that you have a big smile

[anston]
Thanks and welcome here. Are you the last one too :P

[wyn]
Yah... I watched that race, really frustrated la... Lewis really a 'school boy' racer.

[eileen]
I know u like it one... true or not? Kekekeke...

CruelAngel said...

The 1st one is the best!

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