Thursday, June 05, 2008

Take 5

Note: Sorry for lack of update and lack of blog hopping now days. I'm really busy with works, cooking after work, and very tired after dinner everyday. Here I found another great jokes from my email to share with you all.


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front".

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Truthful and
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


Have a nice day to everyone.



janicepa said...

lol at the last 1

Huei said...


teniu for ur jokes! have a HAPPY weekend! =D

zewt said...

as simple as that right? hahahaha....

zeroimpact said...

Have a great weekend yourself bro
You gave me a great big smile at this moment

anston said...

Wah~ never seen this joke b4, especailly the last one, very easy to remember it!

1st time dropping by, hav a nice day :)

Wyn said...

heya..nice to have some jokes especially at this time...

did u watch or read d news on f1 regarding the "amazing" accident between our hero and hamilton?


Eileen said...

Still the old kenny old kenny... sharing the hamsap jokes. Wukakakaka

Kenny Ng said...

are you the one of them? :P

U r welcome for the laugh... hahaha


Glad that you have a big smile

Thanks and welcome here. Are you the last one too :P

Yah... I watched that race, really frustrated la... Lewis really a 'school boy' racer.

I know u like it one... true or not? Kekekeke...

CruelAngel said...

The 1st one is the best!

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