Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Just for Laughter

Note: Old jokes from my email...


DON' T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I' ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.


NAMES OF WIVES

One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol


HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME

This is how India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".


RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch.


THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT-ANSWER

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.

Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.

CHILD: Huh?!


WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

17 comments:

may said...

LOLOL!! So Lame!! So Lame!!! *pengsan*

sengkor said...

post more updated jokes la.. i need them.. badly.

a^ben said...

hhahahahah~ very funny leh` hahaha VIRUS!!! :X

sun,moon&star said...

old jokes, read before but don't mind reading again and again cos it gets funnier each time i read again.
Moon

L B said...

Really *KLANG**KLANG* LOL!

Nonnie King said...

Baby = VIRUS?
Then he better go reformat himself lor.

Maverick SM said...

This's a good one Kenny. Amusing!!!

Winn said...

hahaha.......THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUNNY!!!!!!! FASTER STOP ME FROM LAUGHING>>><<<>>>>>>>>> I M GOING INSANE!!

haha..i really enjoyed it la:P serious. hehe

Kenny Ng said...

[may]
eh... cool down, don't pengsan, I don't know do CPR la... LOL

[sengkor]
yes taikor! but I need time to find n think more lah... now days run off idea la.

[a^ben]
we all are virus too... LOL

[moon]
yeah, I prefer old jokes, really fun and refresh back lots of memories.

[lb]
Klang? Klang Bak Kut Teh ah? LOL

[nonnie]
u also a virus mah... if reformat mean suicide lor... cannot... cannot!!! :P

[maverick]
thank you sir!

[winn]
eh... u also cool down please... if not even more sampat la... :P Thanks.

Chen said...

mmm... everyone here is virus.. :D

AceOne said...

Old jokes never dies! Brovo!!

_butt said...

old lame jokes revisited!! :D

somehow you just find yourself laughing again haha

Simple American said...

Wakakakakaka!!!

I missed a couple of those.

FireHorse said...

Good ones, never heard any of them before! Got some more or not?

Kenny Ng said...

[chen]
haha... yalor

[aceone]
yeah... old jokes rock!

[_butt]
I'm trying to get back my laughter... somehow... still trying, thanks

[simple american]
hehehe... now u got it.

[firehorse]
errr... must look look see see got or not lor...

JoeC said...

LOL, the last one was a good one, give it up for Kenny the Joker! Cheers.

Kenny Ng said...

[joec]
hehehe... thanks.

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