I just want to make a very clear statement here, I'm not handsome at all! I read many comments in my previous post about Mini Bloggers Meet, got many said I'm the most handsome among the group. It's like insulting on me, some never meet me before and gave me such a comment, come on... I'm not pleased with it, I felt is an insult.
I don't have blue eyes, I'm short, I'm ugly, I got more than 50% of white hair but I dyed into black color, my face like estate roads with full of potholes. I don't look like Tom Cruise, I'm not tall and 'yau yeng' like Chow Yuen Fatt, I'm not muscular like Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'm not smart as Albert Einstein.
I look little bit like Phua Chu Kang (PCK), but the real PCK is more funny and handsome than me, at least he got a big mole on his face, I don't have it. He is famous but I'm not. He got a wife but I don't have. He is rich but I'm poor.
Alright, now look closer on myself... Wait!!! Go get a plastic bag or maybe two to get ready for vomit, if you got heard attack please be calm before you proceed, here we go... jeng jeng jengggggggg®