Toilet Incident

Note: This joke was from a SMS, I found it damn funny but in Chinese, I try to translate it into English to share with you all this joke.

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John from other country visited to Malaysia for holiday, one day he wanted to go to a public toilet for pee, an old woman who sitting outside the toilet to collect toilet fee asked John to pay 40 cent in Hakka languague "Si Kok". Then John thought he must show the old woman to "see cock" before enter, so he took off his pant and showed the old woman his KKJ...

The old woman get shocked and panic already, she shouted to John "Duit!" (Money!), John once again he thought that old woman wanted him to "Do It" on her, then he really went DO on that old woman...

The old woman really scare this time and shouted "Tolong!" (Help!), John thought she shouted "Too Long" and worried that old woman can't take it, so he plug out his KKJ...

Then the old woman really in pain and said "Sakit" (Pain), John straight away put his KKJ into that old woman's mouth, he thought that old woman wanted to "Suck It".


Enjoy your monday blue...

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